They say you should never air your grievances, or be publicly smug, but what better place to show the world how clever you are than Twitter? After all, you’re living a married life now, and you have to prove to all your friends that you’re not some lame funny husband, but the same Alpha Kappa Beta man you always were. Getting a divorce because your wife says you’re too punny with marriage jokes? “Divorce is strong with this one!”
Bored Panda has put together this list of the best funny tweets by husbands that Twitter has to offer. Which one best sums up your marriage or a long-term relationship? Vote below, or share your own funny husband quotes in the comment below. Are you not just a husband, but a dad, too? Then be sure to also check out these funniest tweets on parenting! (h/t)
#1
Image source: granttanaka
#2
Image source: iwearaonesie
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Image source: GrantTanaka
#4
Image source: cheeseboy22
#5
Image source: XplodingUnicorn
#6
Image source: mynameisntdave
#7
Image source: iwearaonesie
#8
Image source: KentWGraham
#9
Image source: TheBoydP
#10
Image source: KeetPotato
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Image source: KentWGraham
#12
Image source: ericsshadow
#13
Image source: moooooog35
#14
Image source: XplodingUnicorn
#15
Image source: yoyoha
#16
Image source: ruinedpicnic
#17
Image source: XplodingUnicorn
#18
Image source: TheAlexNevil
#19
Image source: Underchilde
#20
Image source: BradBroaddus
#21
Image source: AndyAsAdjective
#22
Image source: DanielRCarrillo
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Image source: thegladstork
#24
Image source: simoncholland
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Image source: _troyjohnson
#28
Image source: pjtlynch
#29
Image source: simoncholland
#30
Image source: KentWGraham
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Image source: BiIIMurray
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Image source: KalvinMacleod
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Image source: tchrquotes
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Image source: pjtlynch
#35
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#36
Image source: TheCatWhisprer
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Image source: TheCatWhisprer
#38
Image source: joshhafner
#39
Image source: hippieswordfish
#40
Image source: moooooog35
#41
Image source: MikeMcNeil_
#42
Image source: DrMikeLloyd
#43
Image source: Xalqee
#44
Image source: TheMichaelRock
#45
Image source: The01Wingman
#46
Image source: david8hughes
#47
Image source: pazarm
#48
Image source: TheCatWhisprer
#49
Image source: WilliamRodgers
#50
Image source: PJTLynch
#51
Image source: WilliamAder
#52
Image source: KentWGraham
#53
Image source: AndyAsAdjective
#54
Image source: kcmoore51
#55
Image source: AndyAsAdjective
#56
Image source: MikeMcNeil_
#57
Image source: TheBoydP
#58
Image source: rockymomax
#59
Image source: myles_morrison
#60
Image source: Mr_Kapowski
#61
Image source: simoncholland
#62
Image source: colestrode
#63
Image source: Gooooats
#64
Image source: WilliamAder
#65
Image source: Rlpihl
#66
Image source: usedwigs
#67
Image source: DrMikeLloyd
#68
Image source: sammyrhodes
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Image source: bbchinigan
#70
Image source: lanceburson
#71
Image source: rello000
#72
Image source: yoyoha
#73
Image source: jwoodham
#74
Image source: Underchilde
#75
Image source: OneFunnyBastard
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