Gift giving is such an important part of the holiday season (thanks, capitalist society!) that it’s basically a blessing and a curse at the same time. As much joy as it was supposed to give, it often stresses us out to the point of a festive burnout. And instead of recharging our batteries, we fail the endurance test, numbing all this anxiety with one too many Cosmos.
Or, you just don’t take it seriously. In fact, there are people who refuse to play the safe card when giving gifts altogether as they take the absurdity to a whole new level. The result is some of the most hilarious Christmas gifts you’ve seen and some are so ingenious, it’s plain awesome. This time, Bored Panda combined a list of the things Santas-turned-trolls brought home this Christmas, so scroll down for your ultimate amusement.
Don’t forget to check out our previous posts with the funniest gifts here, here, and here. And if I were you, I’d get my notes ready—you never know when you’re gonna need a new Christmas gift idea. Oh, in fact, you do—in 363 days.
#1 For Christmas This Year, My 97-Year-Old Grammy Gave Us A Calendar With Photoshopped Pictures Of Herself For Each Month
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#2 Goals
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#3 The Way He Looks At Her
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#4 A+ Parent
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#5 My Dad Couldn’t Breathe When He Handed Me This
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#6 My Grandma Said She Only Got Me Pizza For Christmas
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#7 For Christmas, My Mom Got My Dog And I Matching Pajamas
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#8 My Niece Told Me This Was Her Favorite Christmas Present
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#9 One Of My Best Friends Just Gave Me This Blanket For Christmas. I Had To Take A Picture With The Featured Star
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#10 Last Year I Forgot To Get Batteries For My Niece’s Toy So This Year She Got Me This
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#11 I Made These Ornaments For All The Members Of My Family For Christmas. Merry Plaguemas
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#12 My Wife Is Way Too Amused At My Sister’s Gift To Me
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#13 I Turned A Picture Of My Labrador Pooping Into A Puzzle, Gave It To My Dad For Christmas As A White Elephant Gift
He put it together, framed it, and gave it back to me. That’s what Christmas is all about.
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#14 My Brother Got Our Mammy This Toilet Brush For Christmas. It Was By Far Her Favorite Present
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#15 Shirtception – My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We’re Now At Level 8
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#16 Christmas Card For The Cat
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#17 My Brother Collects “Action Figures”, I’m Going To Surprise Him For Christmas With This Work Of Art
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#18 My Wife Accidentally Called Wrapping Paper “Rapper Paper” In The Car The Other Day. I Understood The Assignment
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#19 Christmas Card For My Girlfriend, She Wasn’t Impressed
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#20 I Asked My Husband To Take On Some Christmas Cards This Year. My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture Of What He Wrote
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#21 My Future Mother-In-Law Made Me This Shirt For Christmas. I Love It. Even Has A Pocket
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#22 Oliver Got A Christmas Gift
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#23 Apparently, I Said I Wanted An Ugly Christmas Sweater And I Completely Forgot That I Said It. But My Sister Remembered, And She Got Me One, And I Have To Smile
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#24 My Mom Got Me Super Mario Sheets For Christmas
I’m 22 and have been living in my own apartment for 4 years, so I looked confused and disappointed. She said “What? It’s not like anyone else is going to see your sheets” and now I don’t know if that was ignorance, an insult or innocence…
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#25 Christmas Present From The Brother-In-Law Who Is A Fabricator. There Is No Trick, It Doesn’t Come Out
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#26 My Parents Got My Cardboard Cutout Tonight, For My First Christmas Away From Home
I work in COVID facilities in dementia care. I’m not even an hour from them but it feels like light-years.
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#27 I Was Gifted 5 Pounds Of Unshelled Pistachios For Christmas
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#28 We Exchanged Mugs For Christmas And Got Our Friend One With A Meme She Made Of Her Husband
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#29 I Just Found The Perfect Christmas Present For My Husband. He’s Going To Hate It
I always pester my husband to eat bananas for his leg cramps. I tried to get him to eat one last night when he was watching Netflix. He was already irritated as every movie suggestion starred Nicholas Cage and he doesn’t like him.
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#30 I Recently Told My GF About My Love For ’80s Glam Shots. I Wasn’t Prepared For Her Christmas Gift
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#31 We Celebrated Xmas Late. This Was My Gift From My Brother. He Really Does Get Me
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#32 My Husband Posing With The Pillow I Had Made For Him Of Our Cat For Christmas
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#33 Friend Of Mine Is A Welder, Here’s His Present For His Boss
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#34 One Of My Husband’s Gifts Wasn’t Going To Ship On Time So I Improvised On The Delivery
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#35 My Daughter Gave My Son A Signed Picture Of Herself For Christmas
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#36 Some Of You Out There May Recall That In 2016 I Played An Excellent Christmas Prank On My Long-Suffering Dad. It Worked A Treat
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#37 Years Ago, My Sister And Mom Started An “Ugly Ornament” Exchange Each Xmas
They’d try to find the ugliest ornaments they could and give one to each other. It’s been hysterical to see what they come up with each year. I present to you a thread… starting with a TV Dinner.
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#38 This Has Appeared Under The Christmas Tree
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#39 I Made My Own Christmas Cards This Year. Thought I’d Get To The Point
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#40 I Once Implied That I Like Subway. Everyone I Know Got Me One Of These For Xmas. I Now Have $250 Worth
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#41 Gift Of “Cold Hard Cash”
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#42 I Bought This From Goodwill For $1 And Definitely Saving It To Gift My Brother On X-Mas
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#43 I Made These For My Man The First Year We Were Together For Christmas
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#44 Started Wrapping Christmas Presents Early This Year. Thought You All Would Enjoy
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#45 My Wife Asked For Christmas Presents Under 2 Euro
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#46 As A New(Ish) Homeowner, I Asked My Parents For Some Yard Equipment For Christmas. They Had Me Guessing About This One All The Way Until The End
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#47 My Brother-In-Law And I Each Got Each Other Adidas Tracksuits For Christmas
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#48 Best Christmas Gift Ever
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#49 I Had An Iasip Blanket Made For My Husband For Christmas It Was Delivered Today And I Am Obsessed With How It Came Out
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#50 Husband Asked For A Mousepad For Christmas. So Got Him One With My Face Put In Images, Think It Turned Out Nice
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#51 My Dad’s Retirement Gift After 25+ Years With His Company
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