Our pets can, just like us, be assholes. Dogs are a bit clumsy, mischievous, and often motivated by greed. They will rip up your couch cushions just because it’s fun to do. But there’s no malice involved and they really do love you, they are just idiots sometimes.
Cats, on the other hand, are something else entirely. Sometimes it seems like they know exactly what they are doing, and they take a kind of perverse pleasure in pissing you off. They are cold, calculating assholes, and they aren’t shy about it! Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza?
We asked our readers to send in pics of their cats being mean for no particular reason, and were amazed with the hilariously evil submissions we received. Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites!
#1 Ha! Caught Her In The Act!
Image source: Tangler
#2 Life Of A Tree
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#3 Are You Missing Underwear?
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#4 Lost About 40 Minutes Of Work Just Now. PSA: If You Have A Cat, Don’t Buy A Computer Case With An Upward-Facing Power Button
Image source: KittyCatGangster
#5 You Home Earlier Today Hooman
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#6 “I’ll Do It. I Swear To God, I’ll Do It.”
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#7 Of All Places
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#8 Made A Pie Crust. Turned Around To Get Filling. Turned Back Around And This Is What I Found
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#9 Good Thinking
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#10 Wife Drives To Grandma’s House. Amount Of Fucks Given By Our New Rescue Cat: Zero
Image source: aebfroman
#11 Ugh – Walked Away For A Second!
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#12 I’ve Altered Your Signal. Pray I Don’t Alter It Any Further
Image source: jaycrew
#13 We Locked Our Cats Out Of Room Due To A New Baby. After Hearing Frantic Scratching And Meowing At 2am I Flipped The Lights On To This Sight. We Have No Idea How He Managed To Do This
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#14 Over The Last Week Our Kitten Has Discovered She Can Climb Sh*t
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#15 Had To Unplug The Touch Lamp To Prevent This Adorable Bastard From Turning It On Whenever He Was Hungry At Night
Image source: Delubear
#16 Oh, Hai There
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#17 Cats Always Know
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#18 The Cat Knocked My Daughter’s Fish Bowl Off The Dresser
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#19 This Little Fella Being Caught Seconds After Being Told He Couldn’t Have Any
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#20 This Shelf Is PROTECTED
Image source: RalphiesBoogers
#21 Don’t Sit On The Keyboard? Ok
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#22 She Wasn’t Happy Until I Gave Up And Left My Warm Tea Mug There
Image source: oldgrimalkin
#23 My Boyfriend Was Wondering Why His Room Is So Cold
Image source: ThisIsNotCat
#24 Glad You Find Them So Comfy…
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#25 Some Cat “Helped” With This Paving Stone Near My House
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#26 When Mom Turns Her Back And You Steal The Leftover Corn Muffins From Dinner
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#27 I Just Want A Selfie With My Cat
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#28 She Pushes Her Toy Mouse Under The Stove More Than 5 Times A Day And Then Meows Until I Crawl Under To Get It. She’s An A**hole
Image source: jesseichner
#29 Woke Up To This At 3:46am, Thanks Billy
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#30 The Murder Plot Thickens…
Image source: allergictokittycats
#31 F*cking A**hole
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#32 I Live Alone And The First Time My Cat Did This I Was Taking A Bath And Thought I Was About To Be Murdered
Image source: IchigoHanyou
#33 This Is Why She Doesn’t Do Yoga Anymore
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#34 I Guess It’s Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
Image source: h-h-c
#35 Trying To Take A Selfie With Your Cats
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#36 This Is What I Woke Up To Today. Jerk
Image source: thrusher
#37 This One Won’t Stop Unplugging The Fan
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#38 Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care
#39 You Want Me To Be Careful? How’s That, Is That Careful Enough?
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#40 Oh You’re Playing? Well… I’m Tired, Let Me Just… Purrfect
Image source: OutOfAbyss
#41 Walter Likes To “Hide” In The Tub And Attack When You Try To Pee
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#42 Every Morning When I Brush My Teeth
Image source: inkspecialist
#43 Your Pillow And Your Boyfriend Are Mine
Image source: The_Morning_Dove
#44 New Cat Doesn’t Play Well With The Dog
Image source: Mrbooray
#45 Discovered My Cat Had Stashed Over 100 Of My Hairbands Under A Single Piece Of Furniture
Image source: littlehoundbigsound
#46 When I Woke Up This Morning I Found My New Yoga Blocks Like This And Found A Smirking Orange Tabby With Green Foam In His Nails
Image source: barkingdogsalvageanddesign
#47 The Computer Is Too Small!
Image source: Chissekatten
#48 This Cat Can’t Handle His Fish
Image source: GallowBoob
#49 Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
#50 Your Homework? Never Heard About It
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