The first bumper stickers were mainly designed to attract tourists. For example, in the 1940s and 1950s, famous destinations had cat stickers made to recreate their official signs. The staff would simply walk around the parking lot and attach the promotional sticker to every car that came to visit.
However, people soon realized that this surface could be used for other purposes as well. bumper stickers to express political support were introduced in the 1952 presidential election between Dwight D. Eisenhower and Adlai Stevenson II. Now they can be commercial, religious, secular, in support of various sports teams and other organizations, and, of course, funny bumper stickers.
Bored Panda has collected the best of the funny stickers and made this list to celebrate probably the only thing in traffic that doesn’t suck. Do you have a picture of a funny bumper sticker that has not yet been submitted? Upload it below!
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#1 Bumper Sticker For Adults

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#2 Bumper Sticker Wisdom

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#3 No Kids

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#4 This Guy Was Swerving All Over The Roads. I Finally Caught Up To Him In A Parking Lot And Read His Bumper Sticker

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#5 I Believe In A Better World

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#6 No Baby On Board

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#7 Bumper Sticker Found At My Local Wal-Mart

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#8 Not Impressed

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#9 Canadian Bumper Sticker

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#10 Clap Your… Oh

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#11 I’m 70, Leave Me The Hell Alone

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#12 Walking To Class Feeling Depressed When I Saw This. Thanks, Bumper Sticker

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#13 Just Saw This Bumper Sticker

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#14 Best Bumper Sticker I’ve Seen

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#15 I’ve Got A Perfect Body

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#16 This Is Not The Greatest Car In The World

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#17 Park Somewhere Else

#18 I Don’t Want To See You Every Day

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#19 Watch Out

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#20 I Believe In Fantasy Creature

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#21 Just Like That

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#22 I’m So Getting A Dinosaur

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#23 Carbon Offset

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#24 I Think, Therefore I’m Single

#25 Accidents Cause People

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#26 Republicans For Voldemort

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#27 Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons

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#28 Buckle Up

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#29 I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals

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#30 Math Geek Bumper Sticker

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#31 The Only Bumper Sticker I Would Ever Buy

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#32 This Bumper Sticker Made Me Smile

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#33 Definitely A Creative Bumper Sticker

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#34 What All Bumper Stickers Are Basically Saying

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#35 Be Nice To Your Kids

#36 Good Luck, Everyone

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#37 The Only Bumper Sticker You Should Put On A Mini-van

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#38 Natural Leader Ahead

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#39 Nice Little Bumper Sticker I Saw Today

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#40 Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There

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#41 Not That Kind Of Car

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#42 My New Favorite Bumper Sticker

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#43 Slide To Unlock

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#44 Stupid Sticker

#45 Awesome Bumper Sticker

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#46 Very Good Question Mr Bumper Sticker

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#47 The True Reason

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#48 One Bumper Sticker I Actually Agree With

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#49 This Should Be The Only Bumper Sticker You’re Allowed To Have If You Drive A Saturn

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#50 Be Patient. I’m Pushing A Motorhome

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#51 While Walking To Class The Other Day, I Spied This Bumper Sticker On The Back Of A Van That Was Parked Outside Of The Physics And Astronomy Building

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#52 I Don’t Run

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#53 Said No One Ever

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#54 Not Yours

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#55 Saw This Bumper Sticker Yesterday

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#56 The Only Appropriate Bumper Sticker

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#57 I Trip Over My Wiener

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#58 Suburbia

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#59 Louder

#60 Honk If You Are Jesus

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#61 How Did It Get There

#62 I Have Opinions About Things

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#63 My Friend Came Up With This Bumper Sticker. I Don’t Normally Put Bumper Stickers On My Car, But I Might Make An Exception Here

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#64 I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead

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#65 I’m Having An Out-Of-Money Experience

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#66 Hate You, Hate Kansas, Taking The Dog

#67 Don’t Put Off Putting Off

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#68 Pass Quietly, Driver Asleep

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#69 Finally An Answer To That Age Old Question

#70 Preserve Wildlife

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#71 Caution

#72 Quite Possibly The Greatest Bumper Sticker I Have Seen To Date

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#73 Should Come In Handy For Evidence At The Trial

#74 I Have A New Favorite Bumper Sticker

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#75 Best Bumper Sticker Ever

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#76 Danger

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#77 Suicide. Passing Side

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#78 Or Something

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#79 Appropriate Mini Van Bumper Sticker Is Appropriate

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#80 If I Wanted A Hummer I’d Call Your Sister

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#81 Saw This Awesome Bumper Sticker On The Way To Denver

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#82 I’ts The Small Victories

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#83 Outrageous

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#84 One Of My Neighbours Has This One

#85 Ate The Rich

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#86 Both Ways Damit

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#87 Theory Of Evolution

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#88 I Brake 4

#89 My Other Vehicle Is My Mind

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#90 Bush Bumpersticker

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#91 I Found A Bumper Sticker Too

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#92 My Other Ride Is… What?

#93 This Bumper Sticker Changed Tenses For No Reason

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#94 My Friend Came Across The Best God Damn Bumper Sticker Of All Time

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#95 A Very Straightforward Bumper Sticker

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#96 Head In Cloud

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