Putting Freddy, Mike Meyers, and Chucky in a show called Two and a half Slashers seems like something right out of a comical nightmare that surely comes from a seriously deranged mind. If any of you don’t know who these three are then I would urge you to at least look them up online and get yourself acquainted with some of the most nightmarish movie monsters ever created if only so you can join in on a conversation or two. I know that the movie monsters of today might seem demented and deranged but until you understand who these guys are then you have no idea what those words really mean. Putting them in a show together however would mean some seriously hilarious hijinks and possibly a lot of red being splashed liberally around the set.
Do you get the feeling that Freddy playing Charlie and Mike playing Alan might lead up to a confrontation that would never really end? I mean, the guys can’t die, but they can mess each other up seriously and without end. Then you add Chucky as Jake, and boy wouldn’t that get interesting. If they were allowed to keep their Two and Half personas Chucky would be about as useful as a troll doll and Freddy would be rolling a body out of his room every other night. Mike might be bagging a few but there’s a good chance that since he’s the Alan in this scenario a few of them might get away as well since he’s not all that great at keeping people in one place while he kills them.
Freddy would have an active night life obviously while Mike would be the guy that went off to do whatever it is he does while Chucky would just lounge around the house with a really stupid look on his face while he asks one moronic question after another. Freddy would find Chucky rather annoying but somehow useful in some ways while attempting to put up with Mike. It’d be a nonstop mess from sunup to sundown no matter who was the most active in the house.
Eventually you know the parents in the area would likely come to burn the house down in an attempt to kill Freddy since that’s his whole scene, while Mike would inevitably incur the wrath of his sister, who was the only one that survived his rampage. Chucky is kind of a wild card since he could be on the lookout for another body on a constant basis and could draw the wrong kind of attention and need to be brought back to life in one doll after another. Given Freddy’s proclivities towards women as the Charlie character we can only hope that Chucky wouldn’t try what might come natural and assume that the word ‘doll’ was up for interpretation. Yikes, now THAT would be disturbing.
Can you imagine someone making a show this demented after getting the insane kind of permission they would need? It’d be a nonstop bloodfest and still, some people would no doubt call it the most brilliant show ever made.
