You might be asking yourselves why I have a picture of Bartolo Colon up here. It’s because there’s a rumor going around that he’s got a long lost son. It’s not hard to see the resemblance. Last night at the Braves game (the team Colon is now on), a young man was plastered all over the jumbotron in what was a phenomenal display of dance movies. When you look at this kid you can’t help but to think Bartolo Colon. I haven’t seen a person of this kid’s dimensions move that way since Chris Farley out hustled Patrick Swayze on Saturday night live. Check this kid out:
No words can describe this, Braves! @bustedcoverage pic.twitter.com/UB87B7OMo0
— Brad Kokesh (@brad_kokesh) April 18, 2017
This kid is far and away my new favorite baseball fan and it may be a long time before another person can unseat this performance. And if you want to draw comparisons to Farley here the unforgettable SNL skit of he and Patrick Swayze auditioning to be Chippendale’s dancers.
The guys over at Barstool described this kid best:
We know Bartolo has a second family, so a guy who has a second family probably has a third as well right? And this kid looks like Bartolo, moves like Bartolo, and has the swagger of Bartolo. I’m not saying but I’m also not not saying. Someone put a ball in his hand, let him intermittently take steroids throughout his career, and watch the wins pile up.
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