There are two kinds of shopping carts: the one you proudly show off on Instagram, and the one you create in the shadows of the self-checkout aisle. This is a tribute to the second one. These are the products for life’s less-than-glamorous predicaments; the things that tackle the awkward, the uncomfortable, and the stuff you’d rather not discuss with a cheerful cashier named Brenda. But here’s the secret: these are often the most effective, life-altering finds out there. So, in the spirit of shared humanity and the glory of discreet brown packaging, we’ve rounded up 19 brilliant products you’d probably rather buy anonymously.
#1 Those Stubborn Little Bumps On Your Arms And Legs Are Finally About To Meet Their Match With A Tub Of Kp Bump Eraser Body Scrub
Review: “Only 3 uses in one week and I already see a huge difference! I can’t believe I waited so long to buy this product. I thought I was going to have to live with this skin all my life!!!” – Kathy
Image source: amazon.com, Kathy
#2 Some Mouthwashes Just Put A Minty Band-Aid On The Garbage Fire That Is Morning Breath; Therabreath Mouthwash Actually Neutralizes The Whole Situation
Review: “Once again I was influenced by TikTok lol. This product is really good, first time I tried the taste was weird but you quickly get accustomed. There is no burning from the alcohol like listerene and it actually does work really long. Even after I had lunch there was a fresh taste in my mouth still, don’t ask how but yeah!” – Tiffany
Image source: amazon.com, Tiffany
#3 Hot Yoga, Humid Days, Or Just A Naturally Sweaty Gal? This Sweat Wick Bra Liner Is The Discreet Solution You’ve Been Searching For
Review: “These bra liners are soft, stay in place, and do the job. No more chafing, no more rashes.” – buymore317
Image source: amazon.com
#4 Strengthen Your Pelvic Floor Without Anyone Knowing – This Kegel Exercise System Is Your Discreet Workout Buddy
Review: “A lot easier to do kegels with these days. you’ll feel a little sore after. which is good feedback. it means you worked your muscles right.” – Jdkdldmdn
Image source: amazon.com
#5 Shaving In The Shower Often Feels Like A High-Risk Yoga Pose You’re Destined To Fail; Veet Gel Hair Removal Cream Lets You Skip The Dangerous Acrobatics Entirely
Review: “I married a hairy beast. And he vowed on the sacracy of our sex life to keep his back hair free for me. Fast forward 9 years and the vow went out the door. Bored on Amazon I order this stuff and forgot all about it until it showed up. I never believed this would work. I did a test patch and after 6 minutes… I was hyped when I wiped and it looked like baby skin. Probably because the hairs so thick his skin hasn’t ever seen the light of day. I slathered that stuff on the rest of his back so fast! Voila people! It’s freaking magic! I can’t belive my eyes! I’m going to have to start buying it in the gallons! Now, if you’ll excuse me…. bow chicka wow wow” – Addicted to Prime
Image source: amazon.com, Addicted to Prime
#6 Pimple Emergency? This Mighty Patch Is Your Undercover Agent For Overnight Zit Zapping
Review: “Had been using smaller circles but these are perfect to cover my whole chin or any area. You can also super easily cut them in half or smaller pieces before you peel them off the plastic.” – Maria Scherder
Image source: amazon.com
#7 Ear Wax Feeling A Bit Dumbo-Sized? This Ear Washer Bottle System Will Have Them Squeaky Clean Without A Trip To The Doctor
Review: “Love this and is the exact same thing as the clinic uses. I now can do wax removal at home. Highly recommend as it is gentle when used correctly.” – Serena Jordan
Image source: amazon.com
#8 That Unwelcome Little Squatter That’s Been Living Rent-Free On Your Finger Is About To Get Served An Eviction Notice, Courtesy Of Compound W Wart Remover
Review: “It was a painful process but definitely worth it. I went to a dermatologist and paid over $300 to get it removed. She burned it which was soooo painful and I had a blister for about 2-3 weeks. Unfortunately, It grew back even bigger and more painful in less than a month. I used these tapes and followed the instructions. It took me a while but it is now completely gone! I am beyond happy as I thought nothing else is going to be helpful especially if a dermatologist cannot Remove it.” – Seyedeh
Image source: amazon.com, Seyedeh
#9 You Haven’t Known True, Satisfying Disgust Until You’ve Seen What A Stainless Steel Tongue Scraper Can Excavate From Your Mouth First Thing In The Morning
Review: “Great product! I bought different tongue cleaners before and this is the only one that’s able to scrap cleanly. Others seem pretty dull in comparison, but this product has just the right edge. Product is easy to use and the size is not too small or long. This is the 2nd pair I bought.” – at0potamus
Image source: amazon.com, B-lo
#10 Your Stomach’s Internal Monologue Is Getting A Little Too Loud And Threatening To Go Public; Some Gas Relief Softgels Are The ‘Mute Button’ You Desperately Need
Review: “I tried this product a couple of days ago because after a dinner party i was suffering for stomach discomfort and my tummy was feeling gassy. It’s one of the best gas relief i had ever used, it worked quickly and was very effectively for painful gas, giving me relief within a couple of minute I swallow it. Pill was easy to swallow and a single dosage is all I needed. Would use again.” – Rose H.
Image source: amazon.com, Rose H.
#11 Skip The Salon Awkwardness And Embrace The DIY Nose Hair Removal With This Nasal Waxing Kit – Because Let’s Be Honest, Nobody Wants To Chat About Their Nostrils With A Stranger
Review: “I highly recommend this product… the instructions were super easy to follow and it worked perfectly! I was a little nervous to pull the sticks out once the 2 minutes were up, however it didn’t even hurt. I expected it to hurt momentarily and my eyes to water, but neither was true! Wanna get rid of them pesty nose hairs… snag this product!!!” – Julie J.
Image source: amazon.com
#12 Nail Problems Got You Hiding Your Toes In Shame? We’ve All Been There. Thankfully, Kerasal Nail Renewal Exists
Review: “My before pictures are so embarrassing but necessary to demonstrate the amazing sorcery of this product. There’s about 3.5 weeks between the before and after photos. I followed the instructions to a T and am still using it, as the bottle says it can take up to a couple months for optimal results. So far, I’m extremely pleased!” – h4z31nu7m3g
Image source: amazon.com
#13 Nizoral Anti-Dandruff Shampoo With 1% Ketoconazole, Fresh Scent, 7 Fl Oz
Review: “This stuff works fast. I had stubborn dandruff and nothing else helped — but Nizoral cleared it up in a week. Doesn’t burn or dry out my scalp like other shampoos. The smell is mild and clean. Just be sure to follow the directions (every 3–4 days) for best results.” – Ackeem
Image source: amazon.com, Bisket white
#14 Embarrassed About Your Ingrown Toenails? We Get It. That’s Why This Ingrown Toenail Home Treatment Is The Perfect Solution For A Little DIY Foot TLC
Review: “After fighting a pincher toenail for 3 years I tried this and found that it REALLY Works. I noticed a big improvement to the shape of my nail within weeks.” – Cheryl B.
Image source: amazon.com
#15 Thinning Hair Got You Feeling A Little Less Rapunzel, A Little More Friar Tuck? This Rosemary And Biotin Shampoo Might Just Be Your Hair’s Knight In Shining Armor
Review: “This Biotin shampoo leaves me with a fresh smelling head of hair, also thicker looking, use along with a scalp massage scrub/brush to get the thicker look and feel.” – Maxine
Image source: amazon.com
#16 Want A Hollywood Smile Without The Awkward Dentist Visit? The Venus Visage Teeth Whitening Pen Is Your Secret Weapon For Pearly Whites
Review: “Follow the instructions and your yellow teeth will whiten. Not movie star white, but good enough for real people – for a very reasonable price! Very good value.” – McP
Image source: amazon.com
#17 That Awkward Little Waddle You Do When The Thigh Chafe Starts Getting Spicy Can Be Completely Avoided With A Slick Of Anti Chafe Balm
Review: “I use this all the time and it truly works. No sticky feeling, not greasy and no bad smells. Small enough to carry in purse and reapply on the go if you have to!” – alessandra
Image source: amazon.com
#18 When Your Face Is Basically Broadcasting All The Bad Decisions You Made Last Night, A Layer Of L’oréal Bb Cream Is How You Switch To A Private Channel
Review: “I’ve been using the L’Oréal Paris Magic BB Cream for many years, and I absolutely love it. It’s the perfect product for daily use. It gives my skin a smooth, flawless look without feeling heavy like traditional foundation. It covers imperfections beautifully while still letting my skin breathe.” – Oriianabarrios
Image source: amazon.com, Hot wax amazing!
#19 Your Skincare Routine Has Your Face Looking Like It Just Time-Traveled From 2012, But Your Neck Is Being A Real Tattletale; Time To Get Them On The Same Page With Some Neck And Chest Skin Firming Cream
Review: “I can barely believe this is real! This is after ONE WEEK of consistent (twice daily) use. I keep looking at it because I honestly can’t believe it. And the price point is amazing. Highly highly recommended!” – Kclorai
Image source: amazon.com, Kclorai
Follow Us
