Breaking up with someone isn’t easy, even if you believe it’s for the best. Worse yet, it takes ages to explain what happens when we want to pour our hearts out to a trusted confidant, with certain aspects of the story often requiring a plot of their own. Seriously, just think of the number of memes our friends could scroll through instead of listening to our yapping.
However, we live in an age in which the internet finds a way to reduce everything to the smallest digestible portion, and this is no exception — a trend has emerged on social media that invites people to describe their exes by comparing them to brands. So, we took a look at the most popular platforms and hand-picked the funniest entries we could find. Continue scrolling to check them out, and don’t miss the conversation we had with psychotherapist and executive coach Moshe Ratson!
#1
Netflix cuz I shared him with 5 other girls and I am the only one paying
Image source: bentellect, Alin Surdu/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#2
IKEA… because every time I’d just go home and do it myself
Image source: bentellect, Max Titov/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#3
Twitter because he is now my X
Image source: bentellect, Gabriel Ponton/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#4
Tommy Hilfiger cause Hilfiger out a way to lie about anything
Image source: bentellect, Getty Images/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#5
Forever 21, cuz its not like he is growing up
Image source: seraahr, Marisa Harris/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#6
Ross, cause I settled for less
Image source: bentellect, Andrej Lišakov/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#7
Hello Kitty cuz he said hello to every kitty
Image source: bentellect, Fellipe Ditadi/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#8
Banana Republic… Because his banana was really public
Image source: lillgoofball, ian dooley/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#9
Uber: same ride, new passanger every night
Image source: momo_siima, Getty Images/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#10
Temu. Looks okay on the surface, but cheap and easily broken
Image source: General-Macaroon-337, alessandrozocc/Envato (not the actual photo)
#11
Apple: always updated but somehow never changed
Image source: bentellect, Drew Coffman/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#12
Coca-cola. Addictive but terrible for your health
Image source: momo_siima, Elisabeth Jurenka/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#13
McDonald’s “Cheap, greasy, and always open for the next customer.”
Image source: trying4me2, Lucas van Oort/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#14
Walmart. Everyone’s been in it
Image source: bentellect, Atoms/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#15
Superdry cause honey, I was
Image source: bentellect, engin akyurt/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#16
Duracell “Kept going… and going… and going… with my best friend.”
Image source: trying4me2, Jayson Hinrichsen/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#17
Make A Wish because I was doing charity work
Image source: bentellect, Getty Images/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#18
CVS cuz I have hella receipts
Image source: bentellect, soap so/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#19
Lush, experts in love bombs
Image source: Andromeda_Willow, rant Khachatryan/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#20
Victoria Secret cause Victoria is his secret
Image source: bentellect, Kristina Flour/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#21
Shein, looked better in photos
Image source: Kenz, Girl with red hat/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#22
Dollar general because he didn’t have a dollar in general
Image source: bentellect, Jp Valery/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#23
Brand? Baby, he was thrift
Image source: bentellect, Kateryna Hliznitsova/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#24
Build a bear. I built that man
Image source: bentellect, A.C./Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#25
Wi-fi always searching for other networks
Image source: terri33management, laura kelly/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#26
Airbnb, promises warmth and a place to stay, but you always feel like a temporary guest.
Image source: nochancess, Pablo Merchán Montes/Unsplash (not the actual (photo)
#27
Toys”R”Us cause he played too many games
Image source: __stay__woke_, o Ogunseinde/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#28
Taco Bell. Delicious regret
Image source: streamstroller, Getty Images/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#29
Nike
Just do it with anyone. Literally.
Image source: zenos1989, Ilya Shishikhin/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
#30
Bluetooth because connected to any device which are on
Image source: pochi discount, Brett Jordan/Unsplash (not the actual photo)
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