Every single member of the Donald Trump administration is being ripped to shreds by the media and by politicians themselves. There hasn’t been one appointment that wasn’t questionable nor has there been one day without mention of a scandal or some kind of offense that people deem pretty awful. At this point it’s almost impossible to think that this administration is going to last, let alone do anything to serve our country in a positive way. So I have an idea.
One of the White House’s biggest opponents is The Daily Show. The Daily Show has always made it a point to cover as well as make fun of politics. So I decided it would be fun to create an administration consisting of former or current Daily Show staff that would do a much much better job than Trump’s team.
P.S. I’m 100% dead serious about this list. Not all the positions have been filled but here are 10.
Jon Stewart – President
This goes without saying but I think we all know that Jon Stewart would be a much better President than Donald Trump. He’d also be a hell of a lot funnier.
Stephen Colbert – Vice President
It would be comical to watch Colbert and Stewart argue over who should really be the President. That and who gets to be in charge of the remote for the TV in the oval office.
Trevor Noah – Department of Labor
Noah could really be in any of these jobs but I gave him the Department of Labor just because I know he’d be fair to workers around the country. Unfortunately I have no humor in this section. Sorry Trevor, you’re just a good guy.
Steve Carrell – Chief of Staff
As long as Steve Carrell is bringing his “Office” persona I think we’re in great hands.
John Oliver – Press Secretary
Can you imagine how awesome John Oliver would be with the media?
Hassan Minhaj – Secretary of State
Just because he’s Middle Eastern and that would be awesome.
Desi Lydic – Senior Advisor
Much much better fit than Kellyanne Conway.
Lewis Black – National Security Advisor
He wouldn’t take crap from anyone.
Samantha Bee – Department of Education
I’d much rather her than Betsy DeVos.
Michael Che – Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
Because even Michael Che himself would say “we need a token black guy.” He’d be a perfect Ben Carson replacement.
*There are more spots to fill so help me out. We’ll keep this as a running list.
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