I Can’t Get that Paris Hilton Song “Stars are Blind” Out of My Head

I don’t know why.  I don’t know how.  But for some reason Paris Hilton’s “hit single” “Stars are Blind” is officially stuck in my head.  I know the song is kind of cheesy but man it’s just so fun isn’t it?  There’s a nice little reggae thing going on and you just can’t help but smile when you hear it.  It’s reminds me of Rebecca Black’s “Friday” when it was such a huge hit.  Everyone made fun of the song but you can’t deny that it was totally catchy whether you liked it or not.

That’s how I feel about “Stars are Blind.”  Is it a great song?  No.  But you can’t tell me if you’re driving down the highway with the top down on a gorgeous day that if this song came on you’d turn it off.  I refuse to believe that.  It’s just too fun.

Does anyone else miss when Paris Hilton was at the apex of her popularity?  I mean she’s the pioneer that made all reality stars being “legit” legit.  I always wonder though.  Do you think she’s salty because of the success of Kim Kardashian?  I mean Kim was her personal assistant and now the Kardashian empire is jokingly huge.

Here’s what I think.  I think Paris Hilton doesn’t even remotely care.  The hotel heiress will never run out of money and can what she wants, when she wants.  Anyway, here’s to you Paris, and let me just tell you, “Stars ARE Blind.”  Well said.

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