When I hear the word ‘prankster’, my mind immediately thinks of The Mask and Bart Simpson. They might have hearts of gold, but they’re real jerks. However, it’s not just imaginary characters who like to make people’s lives difficult — there are plenty of jokester animals out there, too. Chief among them are birds. And they’re just waiting for the perfect moment to pounce and ruin your day. A pity they’re usually the only ones laughing at their horrible jokes.
If you ever thought that all the types of birds are sweet, innocent, and fluffy, well, we can tell you that the only animals in the world like that are pandas. No, no, we’re not biased. Not one bit. You have to believe us. [Hides panda flag].
To show you the hidden dark side that dwells within the hearts of all birbs out there, Bored Panda presents to you this list, freshly forged in the halls of our Editorial Department. Upvote the jerkiest pet birds, let us know in the comments which ones you think are the worst offenders, and warn your friends that birds are not as cute as they seem! While you’re on a roll, have a look through Bored Panda’s other fun lists about cats being jerks, funny animals that don’t care about rules, and bosses acting like the biggest jerks on the planet.
#1 Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground
Image source: Isaac Sherring-Tito
#2 This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting
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#3 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone…
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#4 I Don’t Think This Bird Can Read
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#5 Classic
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#6 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone
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#7 Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again
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#8 [Screw] This Tree In Particular
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#9 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?
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#10 Taken One Second Before Disaster
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#11 This Goose Is Fery Angry
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#12 This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling
Image source: poliscijunki
#13 Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet
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#14 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous
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#15 This Happened
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#16 The Australian Firehawks
Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After succesfully spreading the fire, the “firehawks” are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn’t make it out in time.
Image source: Boojibs
#17 Who’s Laughing Now Ass****?
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#18 “Is This Cake Batter?!” *dunks Entire Head In*
Image source: GallowBoob
#19 Yoink!
Image source: Dave Arnold Wildlife Photography, Dave Arnold Wildlife Photography
#20 Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird
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#21 Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I’m Trying To Work. D**k
Image source: Mustardbyname
#22 Payback To The Masters
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#23 This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees
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#24 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen
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#25 So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today
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#26 From The National Aquarium Of New Zealand
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#27 Sister Wanted To Pet Chicken, Chicken Disagreed
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#28 Mr. Steal Your Fries
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#29 Just A Nibble
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#30 Birds Being Jerks
#31 Stretch Swan
#32 Look At This Jerk
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#33 “Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” – Pigeon
Image source: GallowBoob
#34 Birds Being Jerks
Image source: JohnnyLad93
#35 No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!
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#36 This Adorable Little Asshole Eating My Sammich While Standing On The Goddamn Piece Of Bread I Gave Him
Image source: Butterfly_Queef
#37 It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work
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#38 Theft Bird
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#39 Yoink
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#40 My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day… Need I Say More?
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#41 The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird…
Image source: JohnnyLad93
#42 A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning
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#43 Duck Gives No Ducks
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#44 Incoming!
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#45 Beware Of The Cobra Chicken
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#46 Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil
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#47 This Goose Blocking The Road
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#48 Get A Load Of This Ass****…
Image source: sarahsjoking
#49 Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds
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#50 Seagull Attack
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