Tonight’s eviction from Big Brother was less explosive that we (and CBS) could’ve hope for, but we did find out about how Pandora’s Box and the new Saboteur fit into the whole scheme of things… and that someone has a secret in the house that derails our outlook of them.
After the POV ceremony, Hayden is freaking out, because he knew that he had a surefire plan that should’ve worked. Britney feels horrible and tells Hayden (and Kristen, AND Enzo) about Rachel’s plan of putting up Lane in place of Hayden in case Britney used the POV. The funniest thing about this whole thing? Rachel came up with the Lane scenario only to get Britney to NOT use the Veto. Very crafty on Rachel’s part, but that still doesn’t win any brownie points with me. When Enzo hears this, he vows vengeance on the beast that is Brenchal. Get in line, buddy.
Hayden and Kristen both act like they are on death row and have been married for 30+ years as they cry and say how much they need each other to breathe and all that jazz, but Hayden tells Kristen that because he has the votes, that shouldn’t stop her from trying to fight for her right to stay in the house. Awww… wait. WHAT?!?!?!? Kristen takes this and starts connecting dots and she notices how much time Matt, Enzo, and Lane spend with Hayden, which can only mean… BINGO!!! So Kristen places this idea to Ragan, who believes it to an extent, cause he thinks the guys are really just friends and nothing more. He does put this little nugget of info in his back pocket though to ponder on later. Kristen uses this angle of a secret alliance to also persuade Britney, but she’s scared of the wrath of what might go down if Hayden leaves. People, come on!!!
We’re back to the live show and after Julie finishes trying to rile up the Houseguests and then wishing she hadn’t after she hears their answers, we find out something quite messed up about dear old Kristen. What is it? Well, she has a bonafide BOYFRIEND at home!!! For shame, Kristen!!! As Kristen’s (now ex)boyfriend watches her actions from a viewing party somewhere, he is rightfully pissed as he wipes sweat (or tears) from his face. Damn you, Big Brother for ruining a relationship! Not really, though, but yeah Kristen is so wrong for how she handled that. Oh and we got to meet Hayden’s family, but his mother did most (if not all) of the talking, which included nothing but praise for her boy. Moving on…
After Julie Chen finishes her HOH gabfest with Rachel, it is time to vote. After two reasonable speeches, the Houseguests vote 6-1 for Kristen to leave packing. When she gets to see the vids, Kristen learns through Hayden’s message that he is indeed in an alliance, but that he would pick her over them. Hmmm.
The whole night, Big Brother and Julie Chen have been touting the next HOH competition as the most important one EVER. Are we talking in Big Brother history or for this season only, CBS and BB producers? Because that’s a corner trapping phrase that can get you in a lot of trouble. The reason why this HOH competition is important? Because it re-introduces the Pandora’s Box scenario and ties it in with the unleashing of the new Saboteur, who America chose to be Ragan. You know, so we can give him something to do. But the Saboteur will only be released if the HOH opens Pandora’s Box. So who is the new HOH?
We won’t find out till Sunday due to the Houseguests being involved in another endurance competition that involves a huge paint can with the participants holding on for dear life, while ‘paint’ and other crap thrown at them. Who will survive the competition and will they unleash Pandora’s Box onto the world? Find out Sunday!
P.S. In her goodbye video, Rachel mentioned how Kristen was trying to sneak up and take Brendon from her. Kristen only glared at this nonsense with a face of stone. Rachel, you might think that is cute, but best believe that it is nowhere near as cute with us sane folk. Thank you and please stop.
P.P. S. Oh! Jordan and Jeff will stop by next week to visit the Houseguests. I’m a little worried about that.
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The unitarded one goes home! This season has been kind of painful to sit through, and now that it's 2:1 guys, it's even harder I think . I need Hayden to go home ASAP before he screams my ears off in another confession. And Ragan as the saboteur? Hmm could be interesting. More details & thoughts – http://www.thesmogger.com/2010/08/06/oh-brother…..