A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Newspapers in the movies are often hilarious with their headlines and bylines. Obviously most of them have something to do with the movie but in some cases it might have something to do with a real life situation that happens to be covered by the movie. But more often than not the fictitious newspapers or bulletins will be exclusive to the film. Usually the headlines range from normal and conservative to outlandish and quite silly. Those are usually the fun ones though.

The one about Teen Wolf in this upper picture is one that comes out not long after he first becomes the wolf and people have become accustomed to it. He’s stronger, faster, and he’s winning games, so why not?  Images obtained via Twitter Account Movieheds.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

It’s not the most flattering picture of Ron Burgundy, but at least his hair still looks good.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Considering that they were taken down by a kid in the first movie this wouldn’t exactly be front page news. Just have your six-year old set up the house defenses and you should be safe.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Would you really go back to the past and save your kid from doing something monumentally stupid? Or would you want them to learn a lesson? Straight to jail though would be kind of rough.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Just imagine the intrepid reporter taking this picture and then probably running for dear life soon after.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

There’s nothing like a cop that’s fully dedicated to his job mucking up things in a nice little town where the criminals are the citizens and vice versa.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Well now that I think about it, revealing himself as the Iron Man was probably one of the best moves. I mean it’s not a quick change like Superman.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

If you notice every title on the tabloids behind him is just simply ridiculous if you really read them.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

I get the feeling I should know what movie this is from but I can’t think of it. Not exactly the yuletide feeling you want though.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

The Morning Star. A comet arrives. Million watch, fascinated. Oh and then something about a baggage explosion in Tokyo. Who runs this paper?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Did get it you? Did you? I had to laugh when I first read this, because a non-dyslexic will get it but their mind will still put it in the right order.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

In what world could Jeremy Piven take Will Farrell and toss him around like a rag doll?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

And they’ll appear as giant water-filled condoms with hair! Beware! Love those spoof newspapers.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Just the kind of thing you want to share with your friends for a round table moment.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Save the clock tower! Save the clock tower! Sanctuary! Sanctu-oh wait, wrong movie.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

I wasn’t aware that killer bees could rampage but I guess we have to take the paper’s words for it.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

If pattycake is like sex for toons I would really hate to see what happens if they ever experience the real thing. Visions of Cool World, anyone?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Either someone really needs a manicure or this is a Wolverine movie.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

So shouldn’t he be forgiving the world too if he’s so at peace with it?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Those darn sandworms just seem to keep multiplying. If people would stop cutting them in half it might help. Get it?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Farming the moon, and Antarctica. What’s there again? Moon rocks and frozen tundra?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Even the cab door had a star on it. If you don’t get the significance then I can’t help you with this one. Captain America? Stars?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

This takes a truly demented mind to come up with, and a truly deranged mind to use.

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

Oh no, not a power outage! I really don’t want to know how the fountain was ‘befouled’, and who in the world would shave a monkey?

A Collection of Newspaper Headlines From The Movies

In Forrest’s defense the woman was running naked at his side and said she needed to get warm. She must have misinterpreted his actions when handed her his jacket. It’s not high school lady, you aren’t going steady.

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