Hey Pandas, What’s Your Favorite Dad Joke? (Closed)

Dad jokes are great! Share your favorite dad joke and see which one people like the most! Careful, as if you’re not a dad, it might be a faux pas!

#1

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

#2

dad: i won’t be vaccinating our kids
partner: why?!
dad: “i’d rather have a doctor do that”

#3

Not really a joke but something my dad says. If we had toast we could have cheese on toast if we had cheese. For some reason cracks me up every time