Longtime readers will know that for whatever reason, Belgium has a thing for particularly ugly houses. These buildings contain design choices so bizarre that they are almost a subgenre of architectural photography online. Cheap, ramshackle buildings are one thing, but here most homes contain what appear to be deliberate, albeit confusing design choices made by someone who had other options.
The “Ugly Belgian Houses” (it’s in the name) Instagram account gathers the best (or worst) examples of home and yard design from the Western European country. We also reached out to Hannes Coudenys, the man who manages the page. So upvote the most heinous offenders and comment your theories on what was going through the architect’s head.
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#1 Felix The Housecat
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#2 Ugly Belgian House On A Budget
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#3 Don’t Care About Your Opinion But That Really Looks Like A Minion
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#4 Citroen Citrout
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#5 Ugly Belgian Houses. Literally
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#6 What Kind Of Toppings Do You Want On Your House? Yes!
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#7 We All Live In An Orange Submarine
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#8 La Sagrada Familia By Antoni Audi
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#9 When You Lost The Assembly Instructions
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#10 When You Roll Too Much During Sleep
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#11 Une Belle Maisnon
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#12 Cut My House In To Pieces This Is My Last Carport
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#13 Ugly Belgian House
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#14 I Wanted To Include A Joke About Carpentry But I Didn’t Think It Wood Work
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#15 When You Ordered The Wrong Roof But You Are Too Lazy To Send It Back
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#16 Big Door Energy
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#17 True Story: They Had To Cage The Rocks. People Thought You Could Throw Them To The Holes. It Was 100 Points If You’d Hit The Little Window
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#18 When You Stop Talking About Your House And Make It Concrete
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#19 Don’t Say Cottage To Gothage
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#20 Nice Qwallity
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#21 Oh Deer
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#22 On A Side Nose, This One Is Quite Special
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#23 One Of These Is A Bloc Paté
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#24 Warpitecture
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#25 The Architect Really Stepped Up His Game
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#26 Bridge Over The River Kwhy?
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#27 Let’s Just Hope It Disappears When They Get A Full Line
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#28 Piece Of Cake
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#29 It’s A Carportoise
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#30 Hey, Teacher, Leave This House Alone All In All, It’s Just Another Dick With A Wall
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