Hey Pandas, what did you think about when you first woke up today? What do you usually think about when in your first few waking moments?
Today, I woke up feeling not so excited about anything. I remember times, especially as a kid, waking up and being so excited about things like even just a new outfit to wear or seeing a coworker I like on the schedule with me.
These days as an adult (43) I wake up with a seemingly never-ending to-do list or problem-solving streams running amuck in the neuronal landscape known as my “mind”. Does this happen to you too?
I want to wake up excited again.
What did you think about when you woke up today? Are you excited about something?
#1
“Where the hell is my ukulele.”
I always wake up and instantly think something weird like this. I don’t even own a ukulele.
#2
I started mentally calculating how long I could stay in bed and scroll through bored panda and still make it to school on time
#3
Oh yes that’s right I have to today 😔
#4
ugh school.
#5
‘Did I set the coffee pot?’
Shortly followed by ‘BATHROOM’
#6
I thought I loaded my other saved existence but sadly was just the dream cutscene.
#7
I need to plug my iPad in bmjyfvgjtewsetkdtyhgbhff
#8
The monkey emoji 🐵
Weird I know right
#9
“Wait what is that hail? Schist it’s going to smash my window in I’m going back to sleep.”
– Frogi, 2021
It was raining when I woke up lol.
#10
Where the f*k is my cat. Oh no wait I don’t havejone lol I have a brother though. Life could be better.☹️
#11
Frick it’s not the weekend
#12
“I am way behind on Christmas presents.”
Every year, i make a clay sculpture for my mom, dad, and sister. I have one and a half done with only 13 days until Christmas. I am slightly panicked.
#13
Most of the time its “dammit, I woke up”
Today it was “S**t, i have to go to a tournament today”
#14
“Do I really have to get up tho?” I mean a job isn’t mandatory right?
#15
‘Ugh I wanna die’ is most of the time.
Today it was ‘SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP DAD!’
#16
If I get out of bed I get out of bed.
#17
is it the weekend?!!! no its a school day well back to bed
#18
“my history essay is due today”
(i don’t have an essay due anytime soon im just weird like that)
#19
I have to get ready in 15 minutes… I’ll just wait 30 minutes and probably be latw
#20
“Huh? Oh my alarm…OH SH*T FOG” (Im in highschool so that means 2hr delay)
#21
Another one for today was Everything is or isn’t ice cream.
#22
“Alexa, stop.” as I stop my alarm.
#23
It was either: Crap my orchestra concert is in two days or I wonder if I got the part I wanted in the christmas pageant (I didn’t)
#24
F**k. Maybe I can go back to sleep.
#25
“I wish it was the weekends”
#26
what the fu-
#27
“I don’t want to watch Pokémon.” My brother usually wakes up before me and he goes straight to Pokémon.
#28
“Oh s@#t, it’s almost 8!” I wasn’t late for work or anything, but I don’t trust my 3yo to stay out of trouble, and it’s unfair to expect my 8yo to keep him out of trouble so I usually get up with them around 7.
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