Hey Pandas, Whats The Biggest Lie You Told Your Parents? (Closed)

I don’t know what else to write, but please share!

#1

I didn’t tell childine someone was murdered, I was 11

Before you downvote, I was suicidal, depressed had autism, ADHD and other mental health issues.

I thought that getting police here at my house would give me the opportunity to tell someone.

I told them I didn’t, because I was scared to go to juvinille prison, I admitted to it and spent 3 months in a child assylum, I’m 13 now I’ve learnt my lesson and I’m receiving help

#2

I tell them that I’m not failing any classes and school is going fine 🥲

#3

That i slept well
That im doing fine
That i think im perfectly mentally capable of success
That im having a wonderful time
That im not crying because im stressed, i just yawned.
That im happy
That i love myself for who i am
That im perfectly capable of loving myself
That i have higher self esteem than anyone

#4

That the scratches on my arm were from my dog… they were actually from a pair of scissors…

#5

!TW!
I told my mum that I had only self-harmed once… haha
She also asked me if I was suicidal and I told her no, I wasn’t
In reality I’ve self-harmed roughly 30 times and attempted suicide about 15 times, but she doesn’t need to know that.

#6

i turn in me work

#7

I lied to my parents and the doctor in the test to make sure you aren’t suicidal. I said my anxiety want bad, it didn’t impact my life, ice never been suicidal, and I’ve never thought about how to die. So lots of lies at once

#8

That I’m a girl.
That I sleep at night.
That I am dysphoria free.
That I’m asexual.
That I eat.

#9

I convinced my parents that I don’t smoke.
In fact I occasionally smoked since I was 14 and regularly since 17.
I’m 30 now and finally managed to quit.
Although I’m pretty sure they found out at some point, we never talked about it.

#10

That when I was the one who farted, I blamed it on the dog twice and both times they believed me.

#11

that im fine,

im fine now but then i wast

#12

I have no parents anymore but when I did
I am happy
I don’t cut
I would never do drugs
I’m ok
I trust u
I could never kill myself

#13

not my parents but my theology teacher. so he was taking all the phones and i lied to him and left my phone at home just so i can look at snapchat or whatever.

#14

Everything about me. They don’t know the real me. No one does, and if they knew, they’d be scared

#15

This isn’t about what they don’t know, but what they do know. They found out I was suicidal when they found a noose in my closet. We talked about it once and didn’t say much. They didn’t do much of anything.