Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

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Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

There were moments during Frasier during which you wanted to laugh and laugh until tears fell from your eyes and your jaw began to ache. Then were moments when you wanted to grab Niles by his scrawny neck and see if he made funny noises if you shook him back and forth. And of course grabbing Frasier by those tufts of hair and swinging around was tempting at times. Was there really anyone worth watching on this show that wouldn’t make you feel bipolar? Ah yes, Roz. But then again, she could cut you to pieces with her tongue.

It wouldn’t be the worst way to go.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

You’re so right, the duct tape and broken down, beat up appearance is so much better, at least your dad thinks so.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

I have always had trouble that Niles  knew anything about sex outside of a biology lesson.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Sometimes the best conversations are those you have with yourself.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

It’s like jumping in the bay and getting mad because you’re wet.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

In case of confusion always resort to rule number one.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

You only hope that all of them decide to show up and aren’t plotting to get rid of the host personality.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

That’s okay, given a few years it might take that same microscope to find what’s left of his hair.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Really, Frasier seems to be losing a war of attrition against Father Time and Mother Nature.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Well now that’s a bit harsh. Maybe he’s the center of HIS universe. Ever think of that?

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Throw a bottle of wine at him, I’m sure he’d be all over that like an outfielder running after the game-winning out.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

I’ve seen supermodels that have thicker mustaches than Niles has ever had. And they’re still sexier.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

The one night romance, Roz should really market that gimmick. She’s had plenty of practice.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

There are no words, I was just kind of waiting for Roz to kick his butt on this one.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

If either of the Crane brothers were to bend over it would be the most awkward moment in the history of television. If you don’t get the joke then I really can’t help you.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Is this feminism at its best or its most neutral state?

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Yeah. That wasn’t a twinkle, those were sparks shooting from their teeth.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Now if only Niles knew what Frasier was thinking, he might know to get up and move way at that point.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Why not? They already eat snails, I’m sure they could come up with a good name for a nightcrawler.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

That might have been a thank you rather than the morbid thought you were having. Strangest abduction ever.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Yeah, men using sex as a weapon isn’t really that effective. We can’t withhold it without hurting ourselves so what’s the point?

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

Ride that pony to the bitter end. Falling off would be a lot easier it seems.

Over 20 Nostalgic Quotes from TV Series “Frasier”

No. No you certainly do not. And yet somehow you got your own show out of it.

Okay, so he was funny, and so were the rest of them.

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