You might get the feeling that any quote from the movie Super Troopers wouldn’t really apply to real life but then if you take each line in the movie you might actually figure out that this just isn’t so. Each line might always be applicable but if you change a few things around and get inventive it could be very possible. Obviously any lines with names in them you’d use by changing the name and applying the same meaning. But the point is that the movie offers up a lot of fun and inventive quotes that could be used on just about anyone if you know how to use them right. Plus they’re just good for a laugh.
Try a few of them, you’ll find that people will either look at you funny and then laugh, or maybe just look at you funny as you laugh.
10. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
For anyone that’s ever been stoned out of their mind, not a recommendation, you might find that you say things that don’t make a lot of sense. For anyone that seems like they’re especially out of it or is having a weird day this could be enough to break the tension. And yes we know this is originally from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
9. But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!
This one takes timing since the word shenanigans is kind of an oddball word and some people don’t want to hear it all the time. After all the captain did threaten to pistol-whip the next person to say it in the movie.
8. You’re gonna feel a little pinch.
You might say this about just anything that has to do with your fingers or any sensitive part of your body that’s involved in something that might be kind of tight or constrictive. Let’s hope it doesn’t involve the same situation that Mac put himself into with the bulletproof cup.
7. If you were my son Mac, I’d have smothered you by now.
How many of us can say this about people that we’ve known for years? It’s a pretty common saying among those that have been employees for so long and have been tolerated simply because there is a relationship there.
6. Desperation is a stinky cologne.
There is a certain scent that hits the air when someone is desperate for something but it’s more akin to fear than anything. It’s a different way to say that you can smell the fear rising off of someone, kind of.
5. Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
This one was just for fun admittedly but it could be used in real life if someone ever decided to call a person a rather impolite name that alluded to them being weak or ineffective as a person.
4. It stinks like sex in here.
This is something that’s very subjective since some people don’t care about it while others think it smells foul and kind of funky.
3. You boys like Mexico? Yeehaw!
This is another one just for fun but it could be said in the right context, just hopefully not while a real convict is stealing a cop car.
2. Baby, I’m gonna butter your bread.
Yeah, it’s assumed that you can bet that we’re not talking about slathering a piece of regular bread with a dollop of real butter. Just let your imagination do the work.
1. Yes, you are freaking out….man.
The last person in the world you want saying this to you is a cop. Just trust me on this one.
So yeah, some of these are the kind of quotes you’d need the right situation for, but a lot of them would work pretty much any time.
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