43 Creepiest Santas And The Kids They Terrorize

For seven years, people have sent in photos of their scariest Mall Santa outtakes to the CreepySantaPhotos.com website. Sometimes, Santa is legitimately sketchy. Threats of these side-eyed guys entering our homes in the middle of the night is a much worse punishment than coal in a stocking. But most times, the crying kids with wet pants are what make up our darkest dreams. We’ve dug through the archives to deliver some of the funniest, must-see, “say cheese” moments. 

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#1 Mooooooooooooooooooooooom!

#2 Make-up Horror Show

#3 Great Vintage Santa

#4 Santa Went 10 Rounds The Night Before

#5 Santa + Balloon Animal = Bad

#6 That Laugh Still Echoes In Their Dreams

#7 “stand Nice And Still For The Camera, Little Girl…”

#8 Cock-eyed Rawrs

#9 Creepy Masked Santa Cops A Feel

#10 Shopping Cart Nightmares

#11 Moooooooooooom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mooooooooom

#12 You’re Never Too Old To Sit On Santa’s Lap… But You’d Never Be More Wise Than To Pass On This One’s…

#13 It’s That Time Of Year Again…. Creepy Santa Is Prowling. Send Us A Photo If You Happen To Catch Him In The Act!

#14 This Guy Belongs On A Wanted Poster…

#15 Beard Without A Face

#16 Once Again, It’s The Homemade Santa Suit That’s The Scariest. I Don’t Even Know If That Thing Is Human Underneath…

#17 That Santa Suit Is A Giant “nope”

#18 Looks Like Santa Just Got Released From The Penitentiary. Is Anyone Else Going To Have Nightmares Over Those Hands?

#19 Sleepy Santa

#20 Velvet Nightmares

#21 Trigger Warning Santa

#22 Santa Just Told Him The North Pole Is Out Of Spidermen

#23 Side-eyed Santa

#24 Big Sisters Are The Best

#25 Duck Dynasty Santa

#26 Alert The Authorities! Killer Santa On The Loose!

#27 On The 10th Day Of X-mas, Creepy Santa Gave To Me… Terrifying Texture

#28 Raaawr

#29 Scary Santa Has No Face

#30 Would You Sit On His Lap?

#31 Creepy Santa Sneaks Up On Baby

#32 Creepy Santa Shops At Walmart/

#33 Polish Santa Commands You To Obey!

#34 Bad Santas

#35 How Many Flasks Does This Santa Keep In His Pants?

#36 Santa With An Eye-patch

#37 Retro Creepy Santa

#38 Merry @#$#@ing Christmas. Now Get Off My Lap And Go Fetch Santa His Bourbon

#39 Blue Steel Santa

#40 Airport Santa Teaches Kid To Fly

#41 Hippy Santa Needs To Cut His Hair

#42 Uhhh… Santa, Watch That Hand

#43 These Kids Have The Right Idea… 3 Giant Steps From Santa