Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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Bringing a pet to work is a lovely experience because they usually enjoy themselves and bring joy to everyone around them. This only works if the animal is well-behaved, but without training, things can get disruptive and even scary for other folks.

This is what the staff at a hotel experienced because one of the night auditors kept bringing her out-of-control dog to work despite being told several times not to. Eventually, when she was given a notice to keep her pet at home, she hit back with the most unhinged memo her coworkers had ever seen.

Folks with dogs and cats do have a lot of love for their animals, but they should still respect other people’s wishes to keep the pet in check

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

The poster shared that their coworker, who is also a night auditor, kept bringing their dog to work despite being asked to stop

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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When the hotel sent the woman a notice about not bringing her dog along anymore, she replied with a long memo about guests liking it and how scientifically fortified its diet was

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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The lady did admit to her 1-year-old dog barking and chasing after a man, but she explained that it was because he was out in the early hours of the morning

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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On a more sinister note, the woman tried to make it seem like the complaints against her were by reptilian people, as she was a ‘Lightworker for Planetary Ascension’

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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The woman did admit that her dog’s barking and behavior were a little out of control, so she was going to keep her home for training and would bring her back soon

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

When the managers just replied that the dog could be brought back and ignored the rest of the lady’s concerning replies, the poster decided to look for another job

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

In a third update, the poster shared that the ‘crazy reptilian lady’ had got her dog back to work and was not doing her job as she was busy casting magic spells

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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The woman kept creating chaos at work, claiming a guest child’s toy was satanic and that one of their agents was harassing her, which ultimately got him fired

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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With incompetent new people being hired, and folks being fired at random, the poster shared how their place of employment was driving them insane

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

anonymous

Folks had a lot of questions about the situation, which the poster answered in depth

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

People were shocked at the madness going down at the hotel and were shocked that the poster was putting up with it

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

In another update, the poster mentioned that they got fired and that one of the guests’ cars at the hotel got broken into

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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When the manager of the hotel accused the guest of faking their car getting stolen, they and their team canceled their stay there, which made the hotel lose a lot of revenue

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

Magnific (not the actual photo)

The poster also mentioned that they were working at a nice hotel on the other side of town and spending more time doing volunteer work

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

anonymous

People were shocked by how crazy the other night auditor was and how she went from a Karen to something more sinister

Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”
Hotel Tells Employee To Not Bring Untrained Dog To Work, She Calls Them “Satanic Reptilian Illuminati”

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