The United States has given the world plenty of brilliant people, groundbreaking inventions, iconic movies, and impressive achievements. From science and technology to entertainment, there’s no shortage of Americans who have made their mark in one way or another.
But just like anywhere else, the country also has its fair share of folks who don’t always think before they speak. And thanks to the internet, some of their most questionable takes live on forever. There’s even a whole subreddit dedicated to calling them out, so we’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most eye-roll-worthy posts below.
#1 Pride Month
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#2 America Was Not Stolen Land. It’s Was Discovered And Owned By The US
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#3 American And English And Australian Are Different Lanuage Too They Still Understand Each Other
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#4 Queen Is America’s Answer To The Beatles
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#5 “Name One Country That Surpasses The US In Culture”
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#6 “Vienna Is The Capital Of Australia”
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#7 I Bet Europeans Have To Wait 30+ Days For Bank Transfers
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#8 We Conquered Europe Twice
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#9 How Do You Know English?
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#10 FYI It’s So Incredibly Sad That No Where In Europe Accept American Money
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#11 Its Probably My American Centric Brain… But Why Would A Country Decide To Make A Currency Where 1 Penny USD Is Worth 263 Units?
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#12 Kroner Is The European Dollar?
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#13 5am Is 5am. Don’t Embarrass Yourself Any Further
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#14 “EU In A Nutshell”
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#15 There’s A National Gallery In Washington DC
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#16 No He’s Puerto Rican💔💔
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#17 “We Chose To Go To The Moon”
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#18 “Why Are We Letting A Canadian Go To Our Moon?”
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#19 Imagine If [ireland] Joined The United States And Had Freedom
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#20 “America Is The Only Country Where They’re Teaching Our Kids Other Languages”
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#21 “America Is The Reason You Have Cars”
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#22 If We (Americans) Stop Visiting, The UK Will Have An Economic Depression Tidal Wave
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#23 Irish By Blood American By Birth
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#24 “Go Back To Your Own Country”
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#25 “Make America Great Again, Everybody Make Your House Red White And Blue!”
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#26 Will Never Visit Poland Again
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#27 Have Maps Lied To Us?
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#28 “Georgia Is A State Not A Country”
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#29 “So He Was American”
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#30 Harvard (University In Massachusetts) Is The Oldest In The World
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#31 Fahrenheit Is Objectively Better Than Celsius
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#32 “If America Is 250 Years Old How Is Denmark Sending Mail For 400”
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#33 That’s More Money Than Many Europeans Would Make In Their Whole Lives
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#34 Americans Drive Cars. Riding A Train Isn’t A Flex, It Allows Someone Else To Control Your Travel. Less Freedom Is Never A Good Thing
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#35 “I Thought The Manufacturer From Spain Would Pay For This”
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#36 “Super Bowl Winners By Country”
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#37 Do European Clocks Go Up To 24?
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#38 Why Does Italian Pizza Look So Bad? It Seems Uneven And Disproportionate Whereas American Pizza Is Far More Balanced In Its Design And Texture
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#39 “Imagine Bragging About Leaving The Best Place On Earth 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸”
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#40 Do Euros Really Use Centimeters For Height It Sounds So Goofy
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#41 “If It’s Not In The USA, It Foreign”
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#42 “So They Have Bluey In Other Languages Other Than American”
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#43 “The Greatest Fighting Force The World Has Ever Known”
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#44 Learn To Tip. It’s Not My Job To Serve You For Free!
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#45 “The European Mind Can’t Comprehend American Lake Summer “
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#46 “Why Would They Speak Spanish In Europe”
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#47 American Wants To Move To Europe On An ‘United States Of America’ Visa
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#48 “Alright This Question Is For Germans The Question Is Do You Guys Actually Have Aldi In Germany?”
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#49 Could Someone Like Jimmy Kimmel Even Exist In Germany?
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#50 “Doesn’t This Risk The Chickens Incubating Since They’re Not Kept Cold To Suppress Incubation?”
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#51 My Uncle On My Italian Side Got One Of The DNA Tests Done And It Turns Out They’re Not Italian And Everyone In My Family Is Having A Mental Breakdown
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#52 Also, Who Sets Their Phone In Military Time?
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#53 They Don’t Accept US IDs?
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#54 “I Refuse To Submit To The British Mind Virus Of Adding Random U’s”
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#55 “And They Yell At The Americans For Bringing Bad At Geography”
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#56 They’re Burning American Flags All Over Europe! I Thought Our President Made That Illegal?
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#57 You Are Telling Me Greenlanders Wouldn’t Be Interested?
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#58 I Thought No Kings Tho?
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#59 No One In The EU Ever Heard Of Greenland Before
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#60 “Next Time Change The Date Format When You Do This. You Have A Bigger Player Base In The US”
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#61 “My Cash Got Turned Down”
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#62 Dutch People Are Tiny
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#63 We Need To Start Calling Winter Olympics Medals Participation Trophies For Rich Europeans, They’re Not Real Sports Like The Summer Olympics
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#64 “You Need To Specify Which Prague We’re Talking About”
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#65 “[…] It Is Just Min.”
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#66 Today Is Not The Second Day Of 26th Month
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#67 Staten Island? Doesn’t Ring A Bell?
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#68 “Why Is It So Difficult For Some People To Love America…”
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#69 Do You Know Iran Is Pronounced Wrong By Mostly Everyone?
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#70 Name A Worse Place To Build A Startup Than This Area
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#71 “Oh Wait, We Are!”
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#72 “Then I Did My DNA. Turns Out, We Have No Irish At All.”
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#73 Name A European Country That Is Way Safer Than The United States, I’ll Wait…
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#74 Importing American Water To Europe To Slowly Introduce Europeans To The Concept Of Drinking Water
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#75 “Europeans Complain Here All The Time About How Bad US Chocolate Is. So Why Are Kit Kat Bars So Popular In Europe?”
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#76 Most Europeans Have No Idea How Absolutely Furious With Europe America Is
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#77 “Euros Getting Mad At America For Having Stricter Labeling Guidelines Will Never Not Be Funny.”
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#78 I Just Found Out That Most European Kitchens Do Not Have Electricity In Them 😭
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#79 She Was Born In America, But She Set Foot On Irish Soil First
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#80 Things I Miss As An American In Germany
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#81 I Didn’t Have Kids, Nor Was I Expecting Any, So Denmark’s Generous Maternity Leave And Excellent Childcare Were Of No Use To Me
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#82 “Im 100% Italian, Grew Up In Chicago”
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#83 Hitting A Baseball Is The Hardest Thing To Do In Sports
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#84 What If The US Lost The Vietnam War
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#85 “I Thought Y’all Spoke English?”
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#86 This Will Sound Like An Obnoxious “Only In New York” Thing…
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#87 “London Is Not Walkable. You Have To Get On The Tube Or A Bus Or A Train”
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#88 “Am Dutch From Holland Michigan”
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