Horoscopes usually regale us with glowing tales of future love, wealth, and prosperity. One artist, however, has a different interpretation of what the celestial bodies are trying to tell us, and it’s a little less frilly.
Shitty Horoscopes is the brainchild of Toronto-based Amrit Brar, also known as ‘Musterni.’ Unfolding on Tumblr since 2015 and culminating in the recent release of a Kickstarter-funded 13-chapter book, the project turns the shortcomings and darker sides of each star sign into brief but poignant poems, accompanied by delightfully cool drawings of decorated skeletal remains. Brutally honest, yet instantly relatable, Brar’s messages to horoscope signs read like a wine-induced 3 AM conversation with your best friend, which is probably why her Tumblr fans just keep demanding more and more of her creative ideas.
Scroll down, find your astrology sign, and have a laugh at the intricacies of our psyche that may or may not be influenced by the planets moving around us.
More info: Official Wesbite, Tumblr, Instagram
#1 Scorpio
Image source: Amrit Brar
#2 Gemini
Image source: Amrit Brar
#3 Sagittarius
Image source: Amrit Brar
#4 Aquarius
Image source: Amrit Brar
#5 Aries
Image source: Amrit Brar
#6 Libra
Image source: Amrit Brar
#7 Cancer
Image source: Amrit Brar
#8 Taurus
Image source: Amrit Brar
#9 Pisces
Image source: Amrit Brar
#10 Virgo
Image source: Amrit Brar
#11 Leo
Image source: Amrit Brar
#12 Capricorn
Image source: Amrit Brar
Follow Us
