There are tons of fan theories out there on Star Wars and essentially every single one of its films. Some we like to toy with and some we take pretty seriously. I still think my favorite theory in all of Star Wars theories is the one about Jar Jar Binks actually being a Jedi. It makes complete sense when you read it and you’ll appreciate Phantom Menace a little more. While the way he talks is unbelievably irritating, knowing that just about everything he does is front for his master abilities makes it kind of cool. Speaking of theories, my other favorite kinds are when you flip the whole good and bad thing on its head. So let’s take the theory from up top.
Stars Wars is really the story of an orphanized boy who becomes radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He is indoctrinated into an ancient religion, joins a band of rebel insurgents, and carries out a terrorist attack killing 300,000 people.
To be 100% honest this is a little misleading. There were well over a million people on the DS-1. Turns out this disgusting act of mass murder is a lot larger than we think.
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