Pandas, What Is The Most Dramatic Thing You Have Done To Avoid Something? (Closed)

Post the strangest thing you ever did to escape punishment, chores, or other thing you didn’t want to do.

#1

I wanted to get out of a meeting at work and instead go home to play my new PlayStation 3, so I pretended to pass out. As I closed my eyes and “fell” to the floor I had misjudged the distance to the nearest desk. I hit my head on it so hard that I knocked myself out and knocked the PC monitor (which was not a flat screen) off the desk and onto my back, breaking scapular. Well I got out of work, but didn’t get to play PlayStation for a while due to being in hospital.

#2

I faked that I had a heart attack when I was 11 so that my parents wouldn’t go away when they visited my summer camp. It was probably a panic attack now that I think of it.

#3

i- i had problems when i was 11….. i told my parents i would cut a chunk out of my leg with a steak knife if they made me go to swim team practice and i actually did cut a small scar into my leg……….. needless to to say i never went to swim practice again

#4

I used to make myself sick so I wouldn’t have to go to school.