61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

Kids say the darndest things, as we all know by now. They are also prone to inadvertently drawing outrageously rude things, as we pointed out in a previous post. Turns that they give hilariously inappropriate greetings cards too!

From innocent, unfortunate spelling mistakes that turn something like word ‘whole’ into a startling insult, to brutally honest take-downs made with the sweetest of intentions, this list compiled by Bored Panda has it all.

Scroll down to check it out, and feel free to add your own funny kid’s cards in the comments!

#1 If I Had A Different Mom

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

#2 My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#3 In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#4 Valentines Day Card From A Student

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#5 Kid’s “Glad You’re Not Dead” Gift To Grandpa

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#6 A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

#7 My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#8 My Kid Gift Card

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

#9 One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#10 My Daughter, The Poet

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#11 As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn’t Bad Enough… Thanks Donovan

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#12 Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

#13 My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#14 Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet… Wait What?

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#15 Found This “Gift” I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#16 My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#17 My Friend’s Son Made This For Father’s Day

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#18 Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#19 Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#20 A Single Friend’s Student Drew This Picture For Her

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#21 One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter

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#22 Kids Are Brutally Honest

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#23 I Think The Kid Meant “Cook”…

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#24 My Son’s Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine’s Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#25 My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: “I’m Not Dead Yet!”

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#26 Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

#27 My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw “Family Card”

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#28 My 11 Year Old Son’s Christmas Gift To Me

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#29 My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

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#30 The Difference Between An “L” And An “R”

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#31 I’m On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office

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#32 My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#33 My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card

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#34 My Kids Gift Card

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#35 A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister

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#36 Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!

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#37 My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday

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#38 While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids’ Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father’s Day Card From A Friend’s Student

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#39 Card From My Kid

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#40 Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#41 Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One

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#42 An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don’t Know What To Think

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#43 Present From My Daughter

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#44 My Bf’s Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran’s Day Today

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#45 When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother’s Day Card

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#46 My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father’s Day. Thanks, Son…

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#47 This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest

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#48 My Son’s Christmas Card Design

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#49 Cupid’s Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal

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#50 My Kid Made His Buddy A Birthday Card

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#51 I Used To Volunteer At A Local Kindergarten. One Of The Kids Made Me This Card

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#52 My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother’s Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though…

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#53 My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards

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#54 My Kids Aren’t Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

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#55 My Birthday Card

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#56 From A Girl In My Class!! (Her Mother Is Lovely!!)

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#57 Ok , Don’t Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party

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#58 Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards

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#59 My Scottish Pet

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#60 I Can’t Stop Laughing At This Cat 😂😂😂😂😂

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#61 My 7 Year Old Cousin Wrote This Lovely Letter To Me

61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate