We’re still trying to figure out exactly how much crap we can fit into the crust of a pizza and now the world brings us Espresso Bagels? Honestly I don’t think the human race is ready for this. Nevertheless it’s my duty to report on this historic concoction. There are now caffeinated bagels dubbed Espresso Buzz Bagels which I’m assuming either takes away the need for your morning cup of java or amplifies your already unhealthy does of fat from the bagel and stimulants from coffee.
Uproxx brings word of the Espresso Buzz Bagels, which are a creation of Einstein Bros. Bagels. and part of a new rollout of a line of “Boosted Bagels.” The Boosted Bagels also include a “Cherry Chia” bagel and a “Savory Parm” bagel. But the Espresso Buzz Bagel is the real attention grabber because it has the wheat for speed. The flour for power. The dough for go! …In other words, it’s bread that acts as a stimulant.
The Espresso Bagels deliver their said Buzz utilizing caffeinated flour, and each bagel contains about 32 milligrams of caffeine. For reference, there’s 95 milligrams of caffeine in your average cup of coffee, and 111 milligrams of caffeine in a Red Bull.
In other words, this is a horrible idea that I have a very strong feeling takes off and as if we couldn’t be addicted to more stuff, now we’ll have coffee induced bagels to contend with? Wonderful.
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