Hey Pandas, What’s Your Funniest Joke? (Closed)

What is the funniest joke you can think of?

#1

What did the zero say to the eight? “Nice belt you got there!”

#2

27% of the crew on columbus’s ship the santa maria was named juan. that’s nearly a three to juan ratio ;D

#3

Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus!

(I saw this on a website once)