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#1
that the earth is actually flat
#2
That Jet streams are toxic chemicals released from planes by the US government
#3
That the war in the Ukraine was fake and was nothing more than a ploy to distract everyone from being aware the statistics on the covid vaccines were being released. This person’s spouse is running for senate too. I’ll be the first to the polls for obvious reasons.
#4
Trump win the election
#5
-Marilyn Manson was the cause of Columbine
-All mass shootings and other tragedies are false flags and the victims were really just crisis actors
-The astronauts from the Challenger and Columbia disasters are still alive
#6
The Sandy Hook school shooting was staged and had hired actors.
#7
Finland doesn’t exist. It has a whole reddit. I just… *sigh*
#8
Here are a two of the best I heard working with a guy several years ago.
If you don’t have a will by the age of seven, then the government (US) declares you legally dead and you become what is known as a “straw man” with no rights other than to pay off the huge debt that the US owes to China.
The US is not the US as we know it, but really a corporation and every government entity is a corporation, but the good news is there’s a group called The Restored United States Government that you can buy special license plates from and no cop will touch you. They’re made of cheap plastic and look like a ransom note sent by a serial killer. (No lie, this guy dropped like $500 on one and drove around with it for a month until an ex-cop told him he’d go to jail for using them.)
#9
That 5G helps spread COVID…. What a load of total bullcr**
#10
I have a couple. One, Elvis is still alive. Two, the first moon landing was fake. Three, the government killed JFK, Four, COVID was made by the media, and finally the COVID vaccine is fake and the government is using it to plant trackers inside us.
#11
Politicians and billionaires are lizard aliens in disguise and that the Earth is being monitored and controlled by aliens, and that women are being used as experimental incubators.
#12
one of my brothers watched this youtube video where it says that the titanic was sunk by the kraken.
#13
That Avril Lavigne died in 2003 and her stunt double or something took her place. Honestly, I don’t think it’s stupid but it seems believable? Idk
#14
That we all are dead and we’re just witnessing our lives flashing by.
#15
No so much a conspiracy theory, but more of a fun mental experiment. If we can develop an accurate and realistic simulation of the universe, populated with AI people, animals, etc. Then we would be able to duplicate that simulation into multiple servers, replicating and manufacturing as much as we want. Shortly after this event happens, we’d have more instances of the manufactured universe, than the real universe. So, when we achieve this level of sophisticated simulation, the likelihood that we exist in the real universe drops significantly as a ratio of real to artificial worlds. Furthermore, there may be a time when the AI people, develop begin to evolve technologically, and they also achieve the ability to develop accurate simulations of their universes. In which case, we may already be inside one such simulated existence. It could be argued that the Heisenberg uncertainty principle and quantum wave functions are example of a server only rendering the information necessary to convincingly simulate a universe. In the same way that your video games only render the images which are currently on the screen, our universe only “renders” the phenomena which are actually being observed.
If you are a high undergrad right now, this will blow your mind. Then you’ll order two large pizzas and two liters of coke and feel better about it.
#16
All that stuff about secret Nazi bases.
Like in Antarctica, on the moon, inside the hollow earth.
And yeah, while I’m at it: the hollow earth c**p
#17
My nephew once told me that AIDS was all fake. It was created by the government so that no one would investigate breast cancer. When I told him that it wasn’t true, he exploded and stomped off. My brother then said, “I whish you wouldn’t do that.” Me, “What tell him the truth?”
#18
That the soft drink Mountain Dew kills sperm.
#19
QAnon. People are more willing to accept that celebrities are eating children to be immortal than to accept the fact that they were wrong.
#20
Global warming isn’t real. Even while we are experiencing the effects of it. Unfortunately millions of Americans believe this this.
#21
That Walmart has a secret plan to replace all name brand products in their store with their own “brand,” Great Value.
#22
The Dumbest conspiracies known to mankind of course.
#23
Anything that Governor DeSantis says. I swear that man looks more like the mayor from “Jaws” every week…
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