What are those things that everyone does but look very stupid doing it?
#1
Talking on their phone using Bluetooth. I don’t know how many times I thought someone was talking to me. Or to themselves.
#2
Quite often when someone puts eyeliner on the persons mouth gapes open whilst doing it. I have purposely tried to keep my mouth closed and it is not as simple as it sounds.
#3
Not sure if ‘everyone’ does it, but when nearsighted people forget their glasses (or forget to put contacts in) and they have to read something far away their faces get squishy and silly looking. It’s funny to watch through a drive-thru screen cam.
#4
Dipping a french fry in ice cream.
#5
Poking with the tongue inside the mouth, searching for leftovers :)
#6
trying to eat a taco.
#7
Yawning.
#8
Basically doing anything on zoom.
1. Turning you head
2. Raising you head
3. Rubbing Your Nose
4. Coughing
5. Blinking
6. Covering your mouth to yawn
7. Trying to talk while muted
7. you know what I mean?
#9
When people flick their tongue upwards and squint their face when they try to open a jar.
#10
Trying to look sexy.
#11
Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It’s saddening.
#12
Getting something out of your eye
#13
Waiting for people to stop singing for your birthday, so you can blow the candles out already.
#14
Brushing your teeth
#15
Ask a straight person what aromantic is and 99% sure they won’t know!
#16
Vaping.
#17
Trying to dance. Some people just throw their arms and legs everywhere and the movement never goes with the music.
#18
Chewing gum. Even worse, chewing gum with a mask on.
#19
Biting the back of ur had bc it itches.
#20
Trying to end a conversation where you said something stupid and need to escape.
#21
When you stub your toe
#22
Laughing. And then you realise that you used your stupid laugh in front of your crush and not your cool laugh.
#23
Surprised no one said this – having sex.
#24
Responding to “Happy Birthday!” With “You too!”
#25
when you get a kink in your neck and then it just hurt so you roll your head around and people think you are crazy
#26
Squealing or laughing while reading a good book or watching a good show. Or yelling at characters for doing dumb things.
#27
Twerking
#28
Smoking. It’s annoying and unhealthful, as well as the cause of millions of fires.
#29
At least for guitarists, your face while playing guitar, people make fun of it but almost everybody does it someway or another and they do it naturally by playing or without realizing it.
#30
That one moment when you try to impress someone and it completely goes the wrong way
#31
Brushing their teeth…
We all look like rabid wolves foaming at the mouth.
#32
when you hit your elbow or run into the corner of a table or you et hurt in some stupid way and then you just kinda crouch down or cradle the part you hurt. or when you actually yell, it’s like we are in a cartoon when that happens.
#33
Using a toilet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOjtBmLrjho
#34
winking. Unless you can 100% flawlessly do it, its a squinty-blink thing
#35
not lestening then yu start laughing hoping it was not a question.
#36
walking up an isle and splitting your pants trying to be sexy
#37
When you can’t hear what they’re saying and you have them repeat themselves 4 ties and then you still have no idea, so you just say a quiet “yes” and walk away. (Sorry, I already commented this, but I think it’s pretty good)
#38
Coughing with a mask on
#39
Pee on the side of the road, when you just gotta go.
#40
Well, I talk to my dog and people look at me like I’m weird. I tell him which way you want to go at an intersection and so on…
#41
Asking someone out
#42
Feeling like sneezing then not actually sneezing then being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times. It’s unfortunate, really.
#43
Wellll not many people do this anymore but dabbing it just looks so stupid and also the TikTok dances are all stupid I don’t think people realize how dumb they look doing that. My cousins show me the dances all the time and they think they’re so cool
#44
Eating boiled eggs, I KNOW EVERYONE HERE hates the freeking smell of those!!
#45
When you’re in a car, and kinda dancing to the music, but not really. Once I saw this dude accidentally honk his horn while pretending to play drums. The guy in front of him wasn’t too happy about it.
#46
Farting LOUDLY shamelessly.
#47
picking the nose. everyone does it. don’t deny it.
#48
Checking for a killer before showering. Let’s be honest. Everyone does it. It’s just weird.
#49
trying to put something between your lips to hold it then realizing your wearing a mask
#50
i do taekwondo. we have things called songabons (nunchucks in korean i think) but you feel so cool doing the form and crap and then u watch someone do it exactly the same as you and they look so clumsy. just me? ok.
#51
Feeling like sneezing but then not and being stuck with a stupid expression on your face. My sneezes pretend to happen at least five times before they do. It’s saddening.
#52
when you blow on something with a mask on…
#53
Threading a needle.
#54
opening your eyes wider than needed to separate your eyelashes
#55
I was at a restaurant, and a waiter served the food. He said to enjoy my meal. I SAID YOU TOO!!!!!!😖
#56
Putting on deodorant
#57
Voting for Trump
#58
• Fart
• Burp
• Try to put the finger in the correct
glove slot
• Try not to get a froth moustache
• Trying to wipe something off your face without looking into the mirror
• Trying to pick out food stuck in the most inaccessible area of the mouth
#59
Struggling to take off jeans while standing.
#60
Listening to music then pretending you’re in a music vid and/or like making montages in your head but from the outside you look crazy.
#61
Just watching ‘My So Called Life’ & Angels reminded me. Chewing!
“I mean, if you stop to think about chewing—like, what it really is. How people just do it. Like, in public.”
(Thank you Atlantic for copy & paste!)
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