Wading into the deep and dark waters of Tinder takes courage and strength, but if you can survive the treacherous journey into the kingdom of matches, a treasure trove of the most brilliant pun pick-up lines known to humankind awaits you there.
Suppose you have any experience with the massively popular hookup—er, dating app Tinder. In that case, you know that, in most cases, it’s where humor and any semblance of personality come to die. Tinder pick-up lines and funny Tinder openers are known to be notoriously bland and are usually just abbreviated phrases.
When the rare and precious moment comes along, and someone delivers the best puns that are smoother than a Piña Colada, it’s worth celebrating. The rest of the time… Let’s just say there aren’t enough hands in the world for the number of facepalms we’d like to do because of the “best” Tinder pick-up lines.
Check out the best and worst puns and Tinder jokes we managed to scrape from the very bottom of Tinder and vote for the ones that made you laugh—or cringe—the hardest.
#1 “Russian Girls Do It Best. I Love Puns”
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#2 Matched With A Persian Girl
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#3 Rekt
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#4 Puns Get The Girls
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#5 I Was Doing So Well
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#6 That Time I Clocked Tinder
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#7 I Really Didn’t Think Of That One
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#8 Damn That’s Cold
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#9 So This Happened
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#10 Probably Getting Unmatched
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#11 Finally
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#12 She Unmatched Me Pretty Quick
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#13 I Can’t Believe This Works
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#14 I Didn’t Think It Would Actually Work
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#15 Tinder Can Be A Slippery Slope
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#16 I’m Sooo Fun
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#17 Delayed Reaction
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#18 Mate Snagged An Ultimate Meme Name While We Were Camping
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#19 Nailed It
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#20 Titanic
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#21 Finally Makes Sense
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#22 How To Pick Up Italian Girls
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#23 Kind Of Proud Of This One
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#24 It’s A Mario
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#25 She Wants The N
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#26 One Of My Better Moments
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#27 Modern Technology
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#28 Proud Of This One
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#29 Guess Is Wasn’t That Clever
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#30 One Of My Bad Puns Finally Worked
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#31 Call Me Beethoven
#32 I Think I’m In
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#33 She Did
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#34 One In Emmallion
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#35 She Asked For A Pickup Line, But I Asked If I Could Tell A Joke Instead
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#36 A Poem For Melanie
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#37 You’re All Invited
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#38 Got The Green Light
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#39 Not All Puns Are Created Equal
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#40 Like I’m The Idiot Here
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#41 Her Name Is Britta
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#42 Ruh Roh
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#43 Are You Religious?
#44 She Unmatched Me Shortly After
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#45 Best Knock Knock Joke Reply I Have Ever Received
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#46 If I Were A State
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#47 Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today
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#48 Tinder Game: Strong
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#49 Worked A Treat
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#50 Unmatched Immediately, I Guess She Didn’t Like The Pun
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#51 How To Pick Up Vietnamese Girls
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#52 Anagrams Are Hard
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#53 No Response Yet
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#54 First Name Pun Attempt
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#55 And Now We Wait
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#56 Fish Puns
#57 Tinder Pun
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#58 I Graduated From Name Pun University
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#59 I Did A Thing!
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#60 What’s In A Turtle’s Name?
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#61 Rachel Equality
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#62 Tarable Tinder Puns
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#63 Slick Like Butter
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#64 Cheesy Tinder Line
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#65 Ten Tickles!
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#66 How To Make A Decent Living
#67 Vegetable Pun
#68 Rules 1 And 2 I Guess
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#69 A Little Over A Year Ago I Sent This Girl A Name Pun. Today We’re Celebrating Our One Year Anniversary
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#70 And She Unmatched Me A Few Minutes Later
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#71 Classic Tinder Pun
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#72 How To Get A Date On Tinder
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#73 I Went For It
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#74 Tried My Hand At Name Puns
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#75 Homonyms
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#76 Tindering During Finals
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#77 She Didn’t Like My Bible Pun
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#78 I Tried The Pickup Lime
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#79 Fiscally Irresponsible, But Worth It
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#80 In Response To The Earlier Pole… Position
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#81 Had To Tell Her
#82 Tinder Game Strong
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#83 My Bio Says “Will Make Pizza For Attention”. Finally Worked
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#84 No Sense Of Humour
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#85 Good Thing I Took A Screenshot Before She Unmatched Me
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#86 Good Test Taker
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#87 B*tch Be Dissing My Opening Line
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#88 I Thought It Was Pretty Good
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#89 I Sometimes Try To Be Funny
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#90 Nailed It
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#91 She Didn’t Like My Pun Game
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#92 All Puns Matter
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#93 The Pound Might Be Weak Right Now, But My Game Isn’t
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#94 Absolutely Killing It Recently
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#95 Name Puns Never Fail
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#96 When Your Name Is Will, The Pun Game Plays Itself
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#97 My Puns Will Go On
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#98 When You Don’t Follow Rule 1 Or 2
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#99 You Tried, Morgan
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#100 Tinder Has Been Way More Fun Since I Started Promising Girls Puns Based On Their Names
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#101 Hoping This Post Is Good Enough For Me To Get A Sarah-Moaney
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#102 My Greatest Tinder Convo
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#103 She Unmatched Me
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#104 Well Thats A First For Me
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#105 Who Would’ve Guessed Economics Puns Could Get You Laid
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#106 You’re All Invited
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#107 Better Than “Heil, What’s Up?”
#108 When Guys Act All Cute On Tinder
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#109 Oh You Think You Nancy?! I Was Unmatched
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#110 She Didn’t Like My Pun Game
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#111 Tinder Tree Pun
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#112 Found Santa On Tinder
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#113 Sue Of Side Is No Laughing Matter
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