It’s a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It’s also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered “helping yourself a little”? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn’t. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say – from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.
#1 Priorities
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#2 Feelings For Boys
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#3 Being In Charge
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#4 Sad Truth
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#5 Vegetarian vs. Humanitarian
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#6 It’s Your Fault
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#7 Marriage Material
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#8 Shit My Kids Says
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#9 I Don’t Want That!
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#10 Not My Job
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#11 The Hamsters These Days
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#12 Young Ladies
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#13 Don’t Need You Anymore
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#14 Never Mind
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#15 Accidents
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#16 A Girl Or A Boy?
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#17 A Helping Hand
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#18 A Backstory
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#19 What Does It Mean?
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#20 I’m A Grownup
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#21 Quiz Me
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#22 Shit My Kids Says
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#23 Night Cameras
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#24 He’ll Die Soon
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#25 Money, Please
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#26 See You Later
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#27 Shit My Kids Says
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#28 8-Year-Old’s Wisdom
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#29 Annoying
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#30 Going To Heaven
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#31 Just Get Something For Mom
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#32 Beauty Advise
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#33 Ruining Lives
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#34 Feeling Old
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#35 Shit My Kids Says
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#36 Homework
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#37 Perfect Description
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#38 No More Babies
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#39 Lies, All Lies
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#40 Shit My Kids Says
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#41 Taste Of The Adult Life
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#42 My Tasty Mango
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#43 No Habla Español
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#44 Explaining Things
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#45 Friendship
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#46 Shit My Kids Says
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#47 Hopes And Dreams
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#48 Daddy’s Job
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#49 Shit My Kids Says
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#50 I Promise Not To
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#51 Mommy Duties
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#52 Garage Sale!
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#53 Sharing Love
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#54 Blaming Mom
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#55 Shit My Kids Says
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#56 No Sense At All
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#57 Bath Time
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#58 Really Old
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#59 Walking Reminder
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#60 Bite Of An Old Person
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#61 Shit My Kids Says
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#62 Shit My Kids Says
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#63 Shit My Kids Says
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#64 Shit My Kids Says
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#65 Shit My Kids Says
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#66 Shit My Kids Says
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#67 Shit My Kids Says
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#68 Shit My Kids Says
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#69 Shit My Kids Says
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#70 Shit My Kids Says
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