We made a list dedicated to food puns some time ago, but that just wasn’t enough. What’s food, after all, if you don’t eat it, and what’s eating without a delicious pun? So, to make up for our earlier faux pas, we’ve finally compiled a list of eating puns, too. Now, you can have the cake and eat it, too!
Puns about eating are probably just as satisfying as eating itself. Take notice of the ‘probably’ and not ‘equally,’ though! Talking about dinner puns at dinner elevates the experience and the tastes you’re discovering to absolute new heights. Now, not only your taste buds but also your funny bone is tickled. Just remember to chew before you laugh, or else you might end up as the main attraction of the evening, showering those at the table in unwanted bits of food. We truly wouldn’t want that! On the other hand, an event of such a scale might fuel even more puns about food, so proceed as you find suitable.
Anyhoo, silly puns or the best puns, these babies will always be that cherry on top. Wanna bet? Well then, scroll on down below and read our selection of eating puns yourself! Once you’ve devoured them, give the tastiest ones your vote, and share this article with anyone obsessed with food. So, like, everyone.
#1
I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
#2
I went to the doctors recently.
He said, “Don’t eat anything fatty.”
I said, “What, like bacon and burgers?”
He said, “No fatty, don’t eat anything.”
#3
A blind person was eating seafood.
It didn’t help.
#4
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
#5
I wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants.
You’ve probably never heard of herbivore.
#6
What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble.
#7
My daughter was having a pretend dinner party with her teddy bear, when she asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”
In my best bear voice, I replied…
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
#8
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
It heard you were supposed to have three squared meals a day.
#9
I told my daughter, “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
She rolled her eyes at me, but I persevered. “It’s true! When was the last time you ate a monkey?!”
#10
What do Mexicans eat when it’s cold out?
Brrrritos.
#11
What do Italian ghosts eat?
Spooketti Boolognese.
#12
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nods. “I’ll tell you, I’d thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”
“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.
#13
My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.
She craves anarchy.
#14
What do you call a Satanist who only eats low-carb pizza?
The Anti-crust.
#15
Bread puns happen when you yeast expect them.
#16
If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
#17
Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat.
Then I remember they feed off of attention.
#18
Momma always told me, “You are what you eat!”
So I started eating mushrooms every day.
I wanted to become a fun guy.
#19
Don’t try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.
They’re too gamey.
#20
What do you call friends you like to eat with?
Tastebuds.
#21
Oreo gonna kiss me or what?
#22
I’m in a serious relation-chip.
#23
I’m just nuts about you!
#24
Watch out, I practice carrote!
#25
Life’s batter with cake.
#26
Loafing you is easy.
#27
You bake me so proud!
#28
I mustard-mit, I relish you!
#29
A man is on trial for cannibalism.
He says to the judge, “Well, your honor, if you truly are what you eat, then I am an innocent man.”
#30
Never make plans with croissants—they’re flakey!
#31
Time fries when I’m with you.
#32
You’re my everything bagel.
#33
I hear it’s easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It’s more difficult to deter gents, though.
#34
My grandfather just walked into the room with a guy wearing skinny jeans and eating avocado toast.
I said, “Who is this guy?”
My grandfather: That’s my hip replacement.
#35
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It’s all about raisin awareness.
#36
My wife couldn’t decide what to eat.
“Should I have chicken, soup, or pizza?”
“Absolutely. Chicken Super Pizza sounds awesome.”
#37
Another one bites the crust.
#38
It was nice to meat you.
#39
I only have pies for you
#40
Nothing beets being home with you.
#41
In whiskey years, you just got more delicious!
#42
Muffin compares to you.
#43
You’re the ripe one for me.
#44
Pitcher us, together forever.
#45
You have me wonton more.
#46
I miss you a waffle lot.
#47
Everything’s gonna brie alright.
#48
I’m never gonna run around and dessert you!
#49
The world needs s’more people like you!
#50
Don’t be so mallow-dramatic.
#51
Please romaine calm.
#52
You’re my all thyme favorite.
#53
That’s my jam.
#54
I miss you, lets ketchup soon.
#55
You’ll always be my best-tea!
#56
Cheesy puns make me all gooey inside!
#57
You’re shrimply the best!
#58
Be grapeful.
#59
I love you s’more each day.
#60
Avo good day.
#61
Pie like you berry much.
#62
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple!
#63
I’m coco-nuts about you!
#64
What the fork is for dinner?
#65
Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.
#66
Chop it like it’s hot!
#67
Peas out, yo!
#68
Not all heroes wear crêpes.
#69
Sending you a cup of positivi-tea!
#70
Sending you a micro wave!
#71
What’s cookin’, good lookin’?
#72
Let’s be glazy.
#73
I wanna be a melon-aire!
#74
I hope this message makes you less ravi-lonely!
#75
I clove you!
#76
I miss you cherry-bly.
#77
You look radishing today!
#78
Why didn’t the cannibal eat the guy with no legs?
Because he was lacktoes intolerant.
#79
My wife and I were stuck in traffic.
I said, “I’m turning round.”
She said, “I know. Stop eating bacon.”
#80
You’re my soy mate!
#81
You’re soda-rn cute.
#82
Thanks for pudding up with me.
#83
I donut know what I’d do without you.
#84
You’re the wine that I want!
#85
In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome!
#86
Udon worry, be happy!
#87
Stay up-beet!
#88
You have some major brownie points.
#89
Life doesn’t get feta than this!
#90
You’re a-dough-rable.
#91
You mean a latte to me!
#92
We go together like biscuits and gravy!
#93
I’m just feeling a bit melon-cholic.
#94
You’re egg-specially awesome!
#95
All you knead is loaf.
#96
You’re cherry sweet.
#97
We’re tea-rrific together.
#98
You are one tough cookie.
#99
Let’s give ‘em something to taco bout!
#100
Squeeze the day!
#101
I love fry-days.
#102
Spread hap-pea-ness!
#103
Be pre-peared.
#104
You have stolen a pizza my heart!
#105
Thanks for bacon me so happy.
#106
You’re worth melting for.
#107
Sometimes, you’re a weirdough but I still love you.
#108
Some things are mint to be.
#109
What’s on the menu? Me-n-U!
#110
I’m a hopeless ramen-tic.
#111
You’re one in a melon!
#112
You’re the raisin I smile.
#113
You make me peel good!
#114
You’re like Coca-Cola, you’re soda-licious!
#115
We’re a perfect matcha!
#116
You’re the hottest pocket.
#117
You make my heart skip a beet!
#118
I like big bundts and I cannot lie!
#119
Let that shiitake go!
#120
She believed she could, sushi did!
#121
Have a gouda day.
#122
Let’s get fizzical!
#123
I’m so egg-cited, I could egg-splode!
#124
You’re the whole enchilada.
#125
I cannoli have eyes for you.
#126
You’re a dreamsicle!
#127
You’re my butter half.
#128
You’ve got to be yolking!
#129
You’re the cheese to my burger.
#130
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet and half nuts!
#131
All I want is peas on earth!
#132
You are my candy girl.
#133
I cereal-sly love you!
#134
I’ve got fillings for you.
#135
You’re my roll model.
#136
Thanks a brunch!
#137
Lettuce do our best.
#138
What kind of cheese does Medusa eat?
Gorgonzola.
#139
Practically pearfect in every way!
#140
Oh crêpe!
#141
You’re incrêpable!
#142
Oh crab! It’s Monday…
#143
You’re berry cute!
#144
You’re barbecute!
#145
If your man doesn’t appreciate your fresh fruit puns, let that mango!
#146
You’re simply the zest.
#147
You’re so brew-tiful.
#148
I chews you.
#149
You are my soil-mate.
#150
Guac on!
#151
Par-tea time!
#152
You’ve got a peach of my heart.
#153
Espresso yourself!
#154
Juice be yourself!
#155
Miso happy pho you.
#156
You are my favorite human bean!
#157
Lime all yours!
#158
Let’s live apple-y ever after.
#159
You’re sodium cute!
#160
Dill with it.
#161
Don’t worry, pea happy.
#162
I yam totally thankful for you!
#163
Churr’all I’ve ever wanted.
#164
Words cannot express hummus I love you!
#165
I’m a little chai.
#166
This is guacward.
#167
Cake it easy.
#168
Thank you so mochi for being a great friend!
#169
Let’s wok it out!
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