We only have one planet we can live on (currently), so the Earth Day jokes we crack seem somewhat unique. Luckily, the blue dot in our universe doesn’t have feelings, so we can laugh as much as we can.
An Earth Day joke is always funny — no matter how cringe it is to the listener. Since we all share this place, it’s only natural to joke about it. But what separates the more generic nature jokes from the ones that are more Earth-oriented?
While nature surrounds us everywhere, it is all thanks to the work that our Earth has put in for a million years. Planet jokes try to hit that idea with their punchlines — since we live on a flying ball of dust, we can make fun of every aspect of Earth. From the salty seas to the birds in the sky, some of the funniest jokes on Earth try to highlight the beauty of it.
With the yearly Earth Day celebrations approaching us, it might be the time to gather information about our lovely planet. The best way to do that is by telling funny jokes about it. We have prepared some of the funniest jokes you can find on our planet Earth.
Since there is so much to choose from, upvote the ones that cracked you up the most. On the other hand, if you have a joke of your own, share it in the comments below.
#1 Earth Day Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh And Love The Planet
What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA.
#2
Why are recycle bins optimistic?
Because they’re full of cans.
#3
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?
Because he’s a fungi.
#4
Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?
The star fish!
#5
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school.
#6
Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?
She wanted to grow a power plant.
#7
What did the little tree say to the big tree?
“Leaf me alone!”
#8
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
#9
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
#10
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section
#11 Funny Earth Day Jokes For Eco-Friendly Giggles
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
“Don’t take me for granite.”
#12
What did one lightening bolt say to the other?
You’re truly shocking!
#13
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
#14
What do trees feel on Earth Day?
Re-leaf.
#15
“How do I save energy?”
“I normally use the couch.”
#16
Why does a Time Magazine survey state only 85% of Americans think global warming is happening?
The other 15 percent work for the oil industry!
#17
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
He was trying to grow a water-melon.
#18
What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
I lava you!
#19
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
#20
What is the Texas state slogan?
Oils well that ends well.
#21 Clean Earth Day Jokes For Kids And Classrooms
What do worms leave round their baths?
The scum of the earth!
#22
Why don’t you pay for dead batteries?
They’re free of charge.
#23
“In honor of Earth day, I’m sending all of my work-related emails to my “recycle” folder.”
#24
What is the best way to learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest?
Check out their web site!
#25
“A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “So what are you doing to celebrate Earth Day?” the bartender asks. “Oh, already done,” the guy replies. “I sent all my work related e-mails to my recycling bin.”‘
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#26
Why are people always tired on Earth Day?
Because they just finished a March.
#27
Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?
Kings Crustacean.
#28
Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It had lost its petals.
#29
What do you call the seagulls that live by the Bay?
Bagels.
#30
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore.
#31 Earth Day Jokes About Trees, Bees, And Going Green
What did the beach say to the wave?
“Long tide, no sea.”
#32
What do you call a rooster that crows every morning?
An alarm cluck!
#33
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter.
#34
Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?
Because you can’t grow a tree without bark.
#35
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
#36
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Foul weather.
#37
What lies between a good recycler and a bad recycler?
Oregon.
#38
What did the ground say to the earthquake?
You crack me up!
#39
Why did the Easter bunny hide?
He was a little chicken.
#40
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inchworm.
#41 Recyclable Humor: Earth Day Jokes With A Twist
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!
#42
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
#43
What makes the Earth so great?
It’s well-rounded.
#44
What did the teaching tree do when on Earth Day?
He took a leaf of absence.
#45
How do trees promote the pledge to protect the Earth?
By handing out leaf-lets.
#46
Knock knock
Who’s there on Earth Day?
Tree.
Tree who?
Have a tree-rific day!
#47
What does the bee say to the flower on Earth Day?
“Hey bud!”
#48
What does the Earth say to other planets of the Solar System?
“You guys have no life.”
#49
What is a Good Ice Breaker question for dating?
Anything on Global Warming.
#50
Which bird suffers a lot from air pollution?
Puffin.
#51 Silly Earth Day Jokes That Actually Teach A Lesson
Why are people tired on April 22nd?
Because they just finished March.
#52
How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None cause they’d rather live in the dark.
#53
What did the environmentalists get when he sat down too long on a melting iceberg?
Polaroid.
#54
What if the Earth was an apartment?
We won’t be getting our deposit back.
#55
What is the positive proof of Global warming?
Check the size of women’s undergarments since the 18th century.
#56
“What does Earth get on Earth day?
A birthday quake!”
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#57
“People sometimes wonder why “Flat-Earth Day” only comes once a year.
The scientific answer is that it occurs once every revolution that the Sun orbits the Earth.”
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#58
“Us celebrating Earth Day is like an abusive spouse getting their wife flowers on Mother’s Day. Its all nicely nice right now, but you know she’s still getting drilled for something later.”
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#59
“This Earth Day I decided I would become more environmentally concious.
So I’m starting to recycle jokes.”
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#60
“I wanted to throw an Earth Day party… but I forgot to planet.”
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#61 Eco Puns And Earth Day Jokes That Never Get Old
“Why were the climate change deniers disappointed that I got an ice cream cake for Earth Day?
Because it melted.”
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#62
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green.
#63
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
#64
What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
#65
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
It waves.
#66
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels.
#67
How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
#68
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle.
#69
How do you cut a wave in half?
Using a sea saw.
#70
What did the flower say after it told a joke?
I was pollen your leg.
#71 Lighthearted Earth Day Jokes For All Ages
Did you hear the one about the recycling family of triplets?
Polly, Ethel and Ian.
#72
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
#73
How do oil companies deal with with oil spills?
Slick lawyers.
#74
What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
#75
What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
Thunderwear!
#76
How do hurricanes see?
With one eye!
#77
What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminum cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?
“Wee-cyclers!”
#78
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
#79
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?
None, just some tea.
#80
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
#81 Nature-Themed Earth Day Jokes That’ll Grow On You
What kind of plant grow on your hand?
Palm tree.
#82
Do bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets!
#83
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
#84
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree on Earth Day?
“May the Forest be with you.”
#85
What did the mother worm say to her son who was late?
“Where in earth have you been?”
#86
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
#87
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
#88
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global worming!
#89
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
#90
What does a tree drink?
Root Beer!
#91 Earth Day Jokes So Good, Even The Planet Smiles
Take care of Earth. There’s no planet B.
#92
What happened to the leaf when he was caught cheating during the Earth Day quiz?
He was disqua-leaf-ied.
#93
How do leaves go to the Earth Day party?
They use an autumn-mobile.
#94
How does the Old tree let the others know about throwing an Earth Day party?
Through a teleafone.
#95
Where do bees go to celebrate Earth Day?
Beejing and Sting-apore.
#96
What do you get when you cross an environmentalist with direct action?
Arrested.
#97
What kind of people are fed up with people who litter?
Animals.
#98
Why are Vegans increasing Global warming?
Vegans eat plants. Plants reduce CO2. CO2 causes Global warming.
#99
Teacher: As a result of Global warming, our next generation will not be able to see tigers. So what do we do?
Student: So what? We never complain that we didn’t get to see Dinosaurs.
#100
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
“No sun.”
#101 Jokes For Earth Day That Are Cleaner Than The Air
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
#102
“Is the planet round or flat?
Neither, it is screwed.”
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#103
“Got arrested by cops for celebrating Earth Day and switching off all plugs. Shouldn’t have done it in a hospital I guess.”
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#104
“I didn’t know it was Earth Day. I’m usually in the dark on it…”
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#105
“When was our world born?
On it’s B-Earth-Day!”
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#106
Why is grass so dangerous?
Because it’s full of blades.
#107
What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader!
#108
Why are Tree Huggers bad at playing cards?
They like to avoid the flush.
#109
How many climate sceptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. It’s too early to say if the light bulb needs changing.
#110
Where did the lightning bolt propose?
Cloud 9.
#111 Earth Day Jokes To Share With Friends, Family, And Trees
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Swimming trunks.
#112
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
#113
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?
It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
#114
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
#115
What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?
“Kelp! Kelp!”
#116
Earth is so calming, it keeps me grounded.
#117
What’s a honey bee’s favourite gift for Earth Day?
A Bee-gonia.
#118
What snack do the bees buy on April 22nd?
Beescuits!
#119
“What gives that I don’t have a carbon footprint?”
“I drive everywhere.”
#120
What did the Alien’s report on intelligent life on Earth say?
“There is no intelligent life down there. They still believe that taxing people who produce things will lower their planet’s temperature.”
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