Good boi. Pretty girl. Destroyer 3000. We call our pets a lot of names. Recently, however, a new one has emerged. A viral Internet challenge has people sharing what their pets are doing while referring to them as ‘the drunk guy at the end of the bar’, and it’s getting funnier and funnier. Once your mind combines the images of a dark, dusty joint and a wasted dude going around licking people’s heads, it’s hard not to laugh at the absurd. But then again, everything’s possible if there’s enough alcohol, right? Continue scrolling and check out some of the most popular responses to the challenge and upvote your faves!
#1
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking fish.
My nayme iz dog
I do not wish
to drink stayle water
frum my dish
I multi-task
and with one splish
get drink while I
lick my fren fish
My name is fish
I swim about
Fren dog watches
from the side, out
but when she need
a little drink
I chase her tong
long, wide and pink
Image source: IWillNotBuyThisRecordItIsScratched
#2
The drunk guy at the end of the bar climbed up behind me and is licking the top of my head
Image source: NickPles
#3
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ate a bone, farted, then started snoring
Image source: Jennifer Lee
#4
The drunk guy at the end of the bar has become confused, as always
Image source: adriannarenee09
#5
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just followed me into the bathroom
Image source: marti_crow9
#6
the drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out in a sweater
Image source: CHQM8_tx
#7
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just puked three times and ran to hide under the couch
Image source: dna_heligrace
#8
The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps licking my guitar case
#9
The drunk gal at the end of the bar keeps occasionally spazzing out, running from one end of the bar to the other and occasionally yelling for us from the other end of the bar….. She needs help!
Image source: Melissa J Creswell
#10
The drunk guy at the end of the bar kept making this face so I took him home
Image source: baileylynn_19
#11
The drunk guy at the end of the bar really, really wants me to have his dismembered chicken foot
Image source: QuartCourt
#12
The drunk guy at the end of the bar won’t stop staring at me
Image source: ChefBoyarTall
#13
The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps bringing me a mouse and expects me to throw it so he can fetch it and bring it back to me, and so on and so on
Image source: Gina McLain
#14
The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps obnoxiously licking his nuts and pauses every few second to make weird eye contact…
Image source: AlanCastafroflo
#15
The drunk guy at the end of the bar just licked my hand!
Image source: ClintSchrick
#16
The drunk guys at the end of the bar keep going outside and yelling at the lawnmower
Image source: SpikedDoggos
#17
The drunk guys at the end of the bar are eating lettice instead of shots
Image source: OnlyMrDevine
#18
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is just blankly staring out the window, as if in a trance
Image source: mustangcharlie
#19
It’s only 5:30, and the drunk guy at the end of the bar has already passed out
Image source: sosomanysarahs
#20
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is trying to sleep in a tent after s**tting on the floor
Image source: AliciaPerrillo
#21
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently sitting in a laundry basket
Image source: mlcathcart
#22
The drunk guy at the end of the bar decided to run away this morning. A lovely couple found him a few hours later and now he is safe at home
Image source: __marissazamora
#23
There are three drunk guys at the end of the bar all passed out around my bed…
Image source: Salem Wolf
#24
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out at my feet. He went outside to pee a few minutes ago, and then ate a baby carrot.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar has her lady parts on display for all to see
Image source: Michelle Stingray Shearhod
#25
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is out cold. His right ear is hanging low over the bar
Image source: DeeDee Sigler
#26
The drunk guy at the end of the bar has his head buried between my legs
Image source: Rayna_Dolores
#27
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is yelling at the mailman
Image source: canseethefnords
#28
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking his own ***hole..
Image source: Dan_Brocklebank
#29
The drunk guys at the end of the bar are eating a moosey and ripping his guts out…
Image source: Michele Bridgeman
#30
The drunk guy at the end of the bar is snoring & sleeping in a very odd position on my dressing gown
Image source: mandyglen
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