50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

There’s something incredibly satisfying about the way phones were designed back in the early 2000s. Whether it’s the nostalgic effect for all of us 90s babies, the plethora of buttons, or perhaps the fact that you never feared dropping them down a flight of 500 stairs, those little (sometimes not-so-little) devices sure made our childhoods more interesting. 

So let’s use a metaphorical time machine to look back on some intriguing designs that make us look at our reflective touch-sensitive blocks of technology with a sense of disdain, with us asking, “Where did it all go so wrong?” 

If you’re curious to learn more about modern-vintage (not sure if that’s a category, but it should be!) phones, make sure to check out this Bored Panda article right here. Don’t forget to vote for your favorites, dearest Pandarandas, and let’s get this phone rolling! 

#1 My Grandma Gave Me This Old Phone Today As A Housewarming Gift. It Quacks When It Rings. I Was Terrified Of It When I Was A Child, So That’s Why She Gave It To Me

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#2 Found My Old Cell Phone With Optional Clip On Chatboard For Easier Texting

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#3 Motorola Startac Rainbow

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#4 Motorola Flipout Mb511

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#5 Simens SK65

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#6 Siemens Xelibri 8

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#7 Nokia 7600

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#8 Cool Old-School Crank Phone At My Work

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#9 Motorola Aura A Premium Phone

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#10 Nokia N-Gage

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#11 Samsung Serenata

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#12 Nokia 7380

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#13 I Finally Got An Xperia Pureness

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#14 The Nokia 3650. First Phone With A Video Camera. It Helped Establish Symbian Os In The Consumer Market

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#15 This Old Jaguar Still Has Its Car Phone

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#16 2003 Nokia 6810. An Unbelievable 71 Individual Buttons On A Handset This Size

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#17 Motorola V100

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#18 Samsung Sph-N270

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#19 My Beautiful Motorola V50. In The Dark Gray Color, Which I Think Looks Best. Great Phone, Very Small, Compact, Has Great Range, And It Still Works On 2g Networks

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#20 Siemens Xelibri

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#21 My Old Phone Has This Unusual Button

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#22 I Found So Many Old Phones While Decluttering My Grandpa’s Office

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#23 Two-Faced Samsung

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#24 Nokia N-Gage

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#25 Ericsson T60d. Limited Edition Spider-Man Version

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#26 Samsung Dual Flip

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#27 Newgen C620

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#28 Toshiba G450. The Weird Little Phone

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#29 The Year Was 2010. I Was Being Handed Down This Phone From My Brother. Suddenly I Felt Like The Coolest Kid In the Class. This Is My LG KU990i

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#30 Samsung Serene

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#31 Introducing My 2009 Samsung Gloss Sch-U440

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#32 Sierra Wireless Voq

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#33 During The ’90s Motorola Service Centers Offered “Express Exchange” Loaner Phones To Customers While Their Phones Were Out For Repair

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#34 Virgin Mobile Lobster 700tv

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#35 This 20-Year-Old “Modern-Looking” Landline Phone

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#36 Motorola 308 Startac

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#37 This Is The Google Sooner, Which Is A Prototype For The First Android Phone. It Runs A Super Early Version Of The Android

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#38 Fly Z300

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#39 Nokia 7700

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#40 Nokia E90

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#41 I Still Like My Nokia 9110 Communicator

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#42 Nokia 5510

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#43 Motorola StarTac 6000e

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#44 My Old Mobile Phone Is Cool. Samsung P300 From 2005

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#45 My Phone’s Battery And Main PC’s HDD Both Started Failing At The Same Time, So I’m Relying On These Two A Lot More For The Time Being

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#46 Sidekick II

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#47 My Old High School Cell Phone And The Phone I Got After It

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#48 Samsung P910 TV

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#49 Sch-V870

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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#50 Nokia 9210

50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones

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