So this is how the cookie crumbles – you go to the Bored Panda site for your daily dose of cute puns, and, lo and behold, there’s an article solely dedicated to cookie puns! What could be more adorable than silly wordplays on the world’s best confection? Absolutely nothing! Okay, minus fluffy kittens and teeny tiny puppies, perhaps. Anyway, there’s no need to guess here on what the topic of these funny puns is, as we’ve already told you, but just check how beautiful it sounds – cookie puns. You can almost feel a butter biscuit melting in your mouth just by saying it.
Same as wafers, cookie jokes can also be delicious, crumbly, sweet, sugary, and glazed, but for this article, we’ve decided to stick with only the most adorable puns. After all, this kind of heavenly confection deserves only the best.
Also, you might find this article somewhat similar to a cookie jar – with each of these short cookie puns, same as with increasing the number of cookies you’ve decided to eat, the day seems to get immensely better. Now, imagine checking these sugary and corny puns while eating cookies… That would be shamefully exhilarating; we do not doubt it.
Okay, so grab a pair of Tagalongs or your classy chocolate chips, brew some coffee, or get a glass of milk, and prepare to be taken along the sweetest journey of your life. And this time, it is not the crumbles you get; it’s the whole cookie to yourself! Meaning, of course, all of these cookie jokes. After you’re done nibbling on these cute wordplays, vote for the ones you’ve enjoyed the most, and share this article with anyone you feel lacks sugar in their veins today!
#1
I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.
#2
What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.
#3
All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies. But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!
#4
Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed? He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!
#5
Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
#6
What do you call a metric cookie? A gram cracker.
#7
What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.
#8
How do you make a baby computer cry? Delete his cookies!
#9
What kind of cookies do rich people like best? Fortune cookies!
#10
How do basketball players take their cookies? By dunking them in milk.
#11
Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.
#12
What does Homer Simpson say every time he drops a cookie? “Dough!”
#13
What do you call a passed-out cookie? Limp biscuit.
#14
Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips? Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!
#15
How does a German cookie greet people? Gluten-tag.
#16
My love for cookies is s’more than a feeling.
#17
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
#18
Why couldn’t the Gingerbread Man get inside his house? Because he couldn’t find his cook-keys.
#19
What did the oatmeal cookie say to his parents? “Thanks for raisin me right!”
#20
What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer? Cookie crumbs.
#21
Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
#22
Why was the cookie so angry with the baker? He had a chip on his shoulder.
#23
The chocolate chip cookies vowed to be there for one another through butter or worse.
#24
What did the cookie basketball team say to the opposing team? “Get ready to crumble!”
#25
How does the queen like her cookies? Decorated with royal icing.
#26
What kind of cookie is never on time? ChocoLATE ones.
#27
Why is the baker really good at his job? He isn’t afraid to take whisks.
#28
Why does everyone like the lemon cookie? Because he is the zest.
#29
You and me are the perfect batch.
#30
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets? Ooh, snickerdoodles.
#31
Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a cookie? He was feeling crumby!
#32
Bake me up before you dough dough.
#33
Cudbury your head in the sand the ostrich way, but your problems won’t melt away.
#34
It is either me oreo who will be chosen for the next round.
#35
In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
#36
Finally, we figured out who an Oreo’s favorite band is—Oreo Speedwagon.
#37
My friend made some sugar cookies today. Some of them were terrible. You can’t expect me to sugarcoat it.
#38
Good things crumb to those who wait.
#39
This was a cookie mistake.
#40
Let’s bake the world a butter place.
#41
Oreo a cookie lover too?
#42
Go on and bake my day.
#43
Hey, you know what they say, easy crumb easy dough.
#44
Why was the baker a rich man? Because he had a lot of dough.
#45
What does Cookie Monster say before he eats his cookies? “These cookies and I were mint to be.”
#46
Why are cookie gifts the best? Because there is so much to chew from.
#47
Why did the cookie bank go broke? Because they didn’t have enough dough.
#48
Why aren’t bakers good at telling cookie puns? Because they tend to crumble them.
#49
The graceful girl was a ‘smart’ cookie, an intelligent cheesecake an inspiring doughnut.
#50
I had a tough time trying to bake cookies. It was my friend who came and helped me. I told him, “Without you, I’d crumble.”
#51
Whatever crumbles your cookie.
#52
Chip chip hooray!
#53
Friend-chip goals.
#54
What did the baker say when his wife asked where her phone was? “I dough know”.
#55
What did the cookie girlfriend say to her boyfriend when they first started dating? “Don’t go baking my heart.”
#56
What did the chocolate chip cookie say to her boyfriend? “You’re my butter half”.
#57
What did the baker say when he spent his money on cookies? “That was a bake well spent.”
#58
Let’s bake it happen!
#59
What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack? “Polly wanna cookie!”
#60
Did you hear what’s on every cookie’s reading list? Oreo and Juliet.
#61
I had a terrible day today, so I decided to make some cookies. I hope it will bake my day better.
#62
I heard the bakery has hired a new redheaded man. I guess he is the gingerbread man.
#63
When I returned home after work, I saw that my daughter ate all the cookies. She has gone to jar.
#64
Look how a-dough-rable these cookies are!
#65
Chews-day is the best day to eat cookies.
#66
We’re a batch baked in heaven.
#67
What type of cookies do girl scouts bake during Halloween? Ghoul Scout Cookies.
#68
Who does a cookie call when life starts to crumble? The chocolate chips, his friends.
#69
Why didn’t Ms. Sweet go out on a date with Mr. Chocolate-Chip? Because he had a reputation of being a heart baker.
#70
What will we get when we use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? Cookie doe.
#71
What are the favorite snacks of the little monkeys along with the milk? Chocolate chimp cookies.
#72
Life is what you bake it.
#73
Bake my feelings and see me crumble yours.
#74
If I get the dough, I will bake the world a better place.
#75
What did the baker say to his colleague? Bake it till you make it.
#76
Is it just me feeling like this oreo you feel the same?
#77
Here’s a variety of cookies you can pick and chews from.
#78
Bakers gonna bake.
#79
Don’t mind him, he’s a little cookie.
#80
The winner bakes it all.
#81
Oh crumbs, I dropped my cookie!
#82
Aren’t these cookies absolutely a-dough-rable?
#83
You bake me so happy.
#84
You’re a chip off the old bloc.
#85
You make my dreams crumb true.
#86
I a-dough you.
#87
What do you call a snack thief? A crook-ie.
#88
What did the Gingerbread Man say to his wife? “We’re a batch made in heaven”, and what did she reply? “You are the milk to my cookie heart”.
#89
Why did the macaron go see the doctor? Because he was feeling crummy.
#90
Wow! Such nutty cookies, just like someone I know.
#91
I wanted to bake your day with these tasty chocolate chip cookies.
#92
What did the cookie say to the baker? Thank you for raisin me.
#93
Cookie puns sound kinder funny to the ears of an adult.
#94
All I knead in life is enough dough for my cookies and bites.
#95
I ate so many cookies I was sick, it may have been an overdough-se.
#96
You are one smart cookie.
#97
We all can bake it in life. Yes, you can dough it in your generation.
#98
Oreo cookies bake my days better.
#99
How doughpe are these cookies going to be?
#100
Don’t be so crummy.
#101
Oh, for goodness bakes.
#102
The oatmeal parents are raisin cookies and are doing a very good job.
#103
Why are Italian bakers that rich? They have lots of dough.
#104
Crummy day, but we can manage to smile nevertheless.
#105
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
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