If you need some fun icebreakers to start a conversation or just funny jokes to annoy the family, nothing even comes close to knock-knock jokes. It’s a perfect way to lighten up the mood while still maintaining the easygoing atmosphere in the house. If you’re looking for the funniest knock-knock jokes on the Internet, you’ve come to the right place.
We’ve cherry-picked the extensive list of funny knock-knock jokes to liven up a family gathering and get both kids and adults smiling. From references to Star Wars for the fellow nerd in the family to cheesy pick-up lines to make your loved one blush, it’s all here.
So, take out a notebook, get the pencil ready, and write down the best knock-knock jokes out there. Let us know if you have any one-liner jokes of your own in the comments down below. Happy knocking!
#1
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock! Knock!
#2
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
#3
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak.
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
#4
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.
#5
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?
#6
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!
#7
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!
#8
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alien.
Alien who?
Um, how many aliens do you know?
#9
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
#10
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
#11
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
#12
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary and Abbey.
Mary and Abbey who?
Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year!
#13
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
#14
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!
#15
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sherlock.
Sherlock who?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
#16
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
#17
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.
#18
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.
#19
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
#20
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?
#21
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
#22
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?
#23
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe!
#24
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
#25
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe CDEFJH…
#26
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys the weekend—no homework!
#27
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
#28
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cargo!
Cargo who?
Car go beep, beep!
#29
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
#30
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
#31
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
#32
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa email reminding you I’d be here, and you STILL make me wait in the cold!
#33
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
#34
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too!
#35
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in already!
#36
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
#37
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi ‘cided to come over to play!
#38
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
#39
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Forget it—this joke is pointless.
#40
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
#41
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
#42
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing telling jokes right now? Don’t you have things to do?
#43
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iran.
Iran who?
Iran here. I’m tired!
#44
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!
#45
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!
#46
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you looking at me!
#47
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.
#48
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
#49
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
#50
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.
#51
Will you remember me in a minute?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!
#52
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
#53
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You tell me!!
#54
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Nun of your business!
#55
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interruptin- Mooooo!
#56
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
#57
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!
#58
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
#59
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
#60
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
#61
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
#62
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
#63
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yule log.
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
#64
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
#65
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Convex.
Convex who?
Convex go to prison!
#66
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
#67
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
#68
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole to see!
#69
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
#70
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door to see who’s knocking!
#71
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
#72
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
#73
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked. Open up!
#74
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”
#75
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!
#76
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice who?
Alice fair in love and war.
#77
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!
#78
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.
#79
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
#80
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?
#81
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
#82
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!
#83
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee who?
Anee one you like!
#84
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.
#85
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!
#86
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
#87
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!
#88
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!
#89
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
#90
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
#91
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
#92
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Oink oink.
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
#93
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe, who?
Wooden shoe like to know!
#94
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
#95
Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
#96
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It’s cold out here.
#97
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?
#98
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Eysore.
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you!
#99
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf Me Alone!
#100
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know if you don’t open the door?
#101
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
#102
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity.
That’s impossible.
Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
#103
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
#104
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
#105
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
#106
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth while you’re chewing!
#107
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
#108
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Loaf.
Loaf who?
I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
#109
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient co… MOO!
#110
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you gonna open the door?
#111
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
#112
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?
#113
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
#114
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
#115
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know it’s really me unless you open the door?
#116
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you just open the door already?
#117
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body going to open the door already?
#118
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!
#119
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!
#120
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
#121
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?
#122
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!
#123
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirtch.
Kirtch who?
God bless you!
#124
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.
#125
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
#126
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
No one.
No one who?
*Remains silent*
#127
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
#128
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
#129
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry—I’m freezing out here!
#130
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
#131
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
#132
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here.
#133
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
I didn’t realize you were some kind of nut!
#134
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe open the door?
#135
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
#136
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
#137
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Weevil.
Weevil who?
Weevil weevil rock you.
#138
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides clothes, you pay for them!
#139
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
#140
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Let me in! Anita borrow something.
#141
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so here I am!
#142
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running!
#143
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?
#144
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!
#145
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!
#146
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!
#147
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.
#148
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?
#149
Knock! knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
#150
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
#151
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Hey, Alex the questions around here!
#152
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way home?
#153
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Samenjanet Evening.
#154
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!
#155
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!
#156
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!
#157
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
#158
Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!
#159
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!
#160
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
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