If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we’re about to show you the list of the most badass babies you’ve ever seen.
From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice – they just don’t give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself – be sure to upload it to our list!
#1 Badass Brother
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#2 This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life
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#3 1st Birthday Thug Life
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#4 Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi
#5 Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You
#6 You Can Talk To Me Now
#7 I Think My Son Is Plotting Something
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#8 I Was At My Buddy’s Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy’s Son “Blocked Him In”
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#9 Relaxing Like A Boss
#10 My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With
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#11 Gangsta Baby With His Loyal Followers
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#12 Check Out My Tiger, Yo
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#13 My Son Has Swagger
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#14 My Friend’s Son Is Definitely Going To Be A Villain In A Few Years
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#15 The Thug Life Didn’t Choose Her. She Chose The Thug Life
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#16 Relaxing Like A Boss
#17 Mastering Selfie Like A Boss
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#18 Put It Back, You Filthy Animal
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#19 This Baby Has Seen Some Shit
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#20 Your Baby Merely Adopted The Thug Life, My Nephew Was Born In It, Molded By It
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#21 Officers Asked The Drivers Parents If She Had Been Drinking. They Replied She’d “Had A Couple Of Bottles That Morning”
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#22 There Can Only Be One
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#23 Whut?
#24 You Thought You Were Cool As A Kid? So Did I
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#25 Bring Me The Ladies
#26 Neighbor Kid Getting A Little Too Handsy With My Daughter
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#27 Sup
#28 Flipping The Bird From Early Days
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#29 My Friend’s Kid Has An Amazing Poker Face
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#30 My 8 Week Old Son Always Stares At My Boobs After I Get Out Of The Shower. This Was His Expression This Morning
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#31 Talk To My Hand
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#32 I Don’t Need Your Charity
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#33 I Took A Picture Of My Daughter, And A Rap Album Cover Happened
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#34 This Photo Of My Daughter Walking Away Like A Total Badass
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#35 Deal With It
#36 My Wife Said Our Daughter Looks Like A Gang Member. I Don’t See It
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#37 Can I Borrow A Kiss? I Promise I’ll Give It Back
#38 What Are You Staring At?
#39 Mine Is An Atheist. His Baptism
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#40 Yeah, Crawl In There
#41 Gangsta Baby
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#42 Yo Yo Gangsta
#43 This Guy’s About To Start A Baby Revolution
#44 My Son Is A Ridiculous Little Person
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#45 Wait, Not Now, Baby
#46 He Owns This Corn Pit
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#47 Watch Out For This Badass
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#48 Badass Kid!
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#49 Road Rage
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#50 I Didnt Choose The Thug Life… The Thug Life Chose Me
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#51 Gangsta Baby
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#52 This Baby Is More Gangsta Than Chris Brown & Soulja Boy Put Together
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#53 Dad Catches Daughter Drinking And Driving In Cozy Coupe
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#54 Told My Son To Get Up And Stop Chillin
#55 Just Chillin
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#56 My Baby Is Not A Morning Person
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#57 West Side Gangsta
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#58 My Kid After 5 Injections At The Doctor
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#59 Went To A School Presentation And There She Was On The Screen…
#60 I Asked My Son If He Would Like To Go Home ..
#61 Best Birth Announcement Ever!
#62 I Was Even A Badass As A Toddler
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#63 Jax Was A Badass Newborn
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#64 Come,say It In My Face!
#65 Sup Yo
#66 Can’t Mess With Her
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#67 Rocking A Better Squat Than Most
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#68 Elijah Wants You To Remember What To Say To Your Haters Or Anyone Bringing Negative Vibes Your Way
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#69 My Best Friend’s Baby Brother Is Already Cool As Fuck
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#70 Can’t Even Deal With Life!!
#71 Born The Day Trump Was Elected
#72 My Daughter Points With A Gun
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#73 Thug Baby
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#74 Guten Tag, Ladies.
#75 Ridin’ Like A Chola
#76 So After I Fed My Son. He Thought He Should Buy A Boat
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#77 Ya’ll Do Not Want To Mess With This Little Lady
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#78 Gangsta Baby
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#79 Lil Gangsta Baby
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#80 Eating Pancakes Like A Boss.
#81 Daddy’s Girl
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#82 B!7ch, I Will Strangle The Sh!7 Out Of You!
#83 Baby Leonardo
#84 Ladies Man…
#85 Living In The Gangsta’s Paradise
#86 Thug Nephew
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#87 Just Straight Up Chillin
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#88 Absolutely Not Staged, Just My Little Mans First Time In Sunglasses.
#89 Just Give Me The Booby And Nobody Will Get Hurt…
#90 This Is For You Doc 😂✌️😎
#91 I Asked Him If He Was Ready For A Nap…
#92 Excuse Me? Why Are You Talking To Me?
#93 Don’t Worry, I Can Find The Snacks Myself.
#94 One Little Badass In A Public Transport
#95 He Likes His Personal Space…
#96 Wadaaap My Gangsta baby
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#97 I Learned How To Suck My Thumb Mother-Effer
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#98 Baby’s Flipping The Bird
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#99 Like A Boss
#100 Can’t Be Doing With This S**t Right Now. Step Away From The Phone.
#101 It’s Hard Out Here For A Shrimp.
#102 Peek-a-boo!!!
#103 F You! This Is My Mom!
#104 My Son At 8 Months Old: “i Said, No Paps Mother. Jesus Chraist!”
#105 My Son Looks Like I Told Him Funny A Story And Now He Things I Am Totally Awkward.
#106 Too Annoyed To Be Clicked :)
#107 You Will Have Me To Answer To If You Break My Sister Heart!
#108 I’m Gonna Make You An Offer You Can’t Refuse
#109 Hello
#110 Haymaker
#111 When I Wanna Have A Piece Of Cake And Mom Won’t Let Me
#112 Fist Bump Bro…
#113 My Son Is Even Happy When Woken Up.
#114 Baby Monster With The High Heals And Nerfgun
#115 Mmmmmhmmmmm
#116 My Preemie Baby Says F#@% To The World
#117 Our Daughter Training Her Moves Haha
#118 This Is What He Thinks Of Grocery Shopping
#119 She Decides It On Her Own…
#120 When Your Daughter Starts Throwing Up Gangs Signs At You
#121 I Don’t Have Time For Your Sh*t
#122 Hello Ladies! I’ll Take That Boobie, Shaken Not Stirred
#123 Driving Under The Influence And Not Giving A Sh*t.. That Milk Got Him So Wasted Though!
#124 I Ain’t Your Valentine
#125 Why Am I Here Not In The Sea?
#126 Y I’m Here?
#127 София. 1.5 года.
#128 My Badass Baby.
#129 What The F*** Did I Just Eat?!
#130 Favorite Morning Picture Ever
#131 Shut Up. I’m On The Phone
#132 Don’t Mess With Her
#133 Where’s My Order? I Want To Eat!
#134 Snow………
#135 ❤❤
#136 Wow…what’s In This Thing??? Her First Pineapple Lol
#137 The Badass Sisters :)
#138 All Attitude And Swag.
#139 Yall Need Jesus
#140 My Little Mam Chilling While Watching Finding Nemo
#141 Mean Muggin
#142 I Get Mad And Throw My Cup
#143 My Son Throwing The Piece Sign Lol
#144 Bad Ass From The Start
#145 Hey Ladies.. Wanna Watch Paw Patrol And Nap?
#146 Really, Bitch?
#147 When All Else Fails.
#148 Yeahh Well…
#149 Food Coma Baby
#150 Rockstar Baby
#151 You Talkin To Me?!
#152 And You Thought I Couldn’t Tell You How I Really Felt “you Can’t Handle The Truth”!!!
#153 Because Relaxing In A Sofa Was Too Mainstream!
#154 .
#155 How You Doin’?
#156 She’d Had A Few Too Many Bottles That Day…
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