As though the brands themselves weren’t capable of great harm this guy has gone and made them into literal weapons. It’s kind of cool really so long as they don’t see actual use I suppose. But the innovation is something that a lot of people can get behind. After all, now someone that steps out of line could honestly report that they got beat with a corporate symbol, literally. Let’s hope it never happens but if it did you know there would be massive headlines from coast to coast, memes, and of course comedy skits without end.
No more keyboard cowboys with this bad boy. If you really wanted to beat someone with Facebook then this symbolic trow bar would do the trick. Honestly I wouldn’t advise it but if anyone ever got beat over the head literally with the Facebook symbol I think I’d have to hold back a laugh just because it would be so inherently funny no matter how horrible such an act would be. Yep, I said it, you read it right.
I’ve heard of people being attacked for their Nikes but never getting shanked by a Nike. The practicality of this knife is a little confusing because it is obviously a deadly weapon but the corporate logo seems like it would be kind of a double threat with that back end hook. It could be used as a disarming device or something to use if you managed to get up close and personal and had to dish out a little more pain. Again, don’t do this, please. This is all speculation.
So now you could feel on the outside the equivalent of what your guts are going through on the inside via the physical form of the golden arches. This seems like it would mash your fingers something horrible if you even tried to land a single punch with them. Plus the kind of ruptures you could cause with this would be absolutely horrible not to mention excruciatingly painful. Let’s hope these pieces this guy is creating are for his own private collection and nothing else.
The car logo shurikens. Quite honestly it’d be a dangerous proposition to have your hood ornament double as a weapon. It might take road rage to a whole new level to be honest and seriously, it’s already bad enough. Imagine if you had a few of these to whip out the window as you pass by that person you just cut off. Yes, I was attacked on the freeway by a man in a Porche. They threw their logo at me as they drove by.
These weapons are kind of impressive for the design and innovation but in some ways a couple of them aren’t entirely practical. It’d be interesting to see what this person does with other logos and brands that could possibly become a deadly weapon or at least something troubling if a person had it in hand. Can you imagine the NFL logo as a shield that doubles as a bludgeoning weapon?
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