I really wish I were making this up but if the picture above is any indication, this thing is real. To all you sports fans you already know that Draymond Green has a problem with kicking other players in the groin. For all of you people who don’t know Draymond Green, now you know he has a penchant for kicking other players in the groin. But I’m sure you didn’t know that a new video game actually exists that combines basketball and groin kicking.
Welcome to Draymond Green’s Shut Up And Slam Jam Karate Basketball, a basketball game where you must score, but also kick dudes where it really hurts. Made for Ludum Dare 37 late last year (but only released online earlier this week), it supports four players in local multiplayer, and is not screwing about with the combat side of things: the story is that “the local rec center has been double booked for a charity basketball event and a karate championship” – via Kotaku
There are no words for this. Seriously, no words. What I’d like to see is the reaction of Adam Silver when he gets word of this. I feel like this is a modern day version of “Arch Rivals” for NES. Remember that game?
You can download Green’s game on PC here.
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