Parenting has its challenges, but one fun part is the ability to shape your kid’s world. This is as much about character and knowledge as just playing pranks. The father of Calvin, from the comic strip “Calvin and Hobbes” often gives his curious son creative, but not exactly correct answers to his questions.
So we’ve gathered some of the best posts where people online attempt to explain something as if they were Calvin’s dad. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorite examples and be sure to share your own takes in the comments below.
#1 Elic: Hey Dad, Why Is The Alphabet In The Order It Is In?
It’s only for historical reasons, that’s just the order in which letters were invented. When I was your age the alphabet stopped at Y, I still remember the chaos when they introduced Z — people kept mistaking it for S.
Image source: Pancake_Pollack, A. C.
#2 Why Do We Eat Triangular Slices Of A Round Pizza Delivered Inside A Square Box, Dad?
Well Calvin, it all has to do with how delicious pizza is. You see, pizza is a magical food. This magic is done by placing geometric shapes in precise formations. To be delicious, a perfect circle must be placed inside a perfect square and then cut with a special circular knife while saying the magic words. And that is also why you see so many young people working at pizza shops, they are all wizard apprentices.
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#3 Elic: If A “Blt” Is Bacon, Lettuce And Tomato, What’s The Extra Ingredient In A “Lgbt”? It’s Guacamole, Isn’t It?
Indeed, it is guacamole. In those extreme instances you’re presented with LGBTQIA, be prepared for the addition of queso, incaberries, and arugula.
Image source: WellandandAnderson, Tessa Rampersad
#4 Elic How Do The People In Black And White Movies Drive If They Don’t Know If The Lights Are Red Or Green?
As I’ve already explained, the world turned to color sometime in the 1930s. Before that, the only way to know what color something was was to ask someone who could predict the future, to tell you what color something was going to be in the future. Because of that, there was a strong need for people who could predict the future – futurologists, if you will. A big industry existed for people who could do that, and they went by many names: soothsayer, seer, fortune teller, clairvoyant, psychic, astrologer. augur, oracle, prophesier, palmist, sibyl. Anyone who needed to drive would hire one of these futurologists to come with them and predict what color the traffic lights were.
Then when the world turned to color, there wasn’t such a strong need for all these futurologists, so the whole industry fell out of favor. Nowadays you only find them at county fairs and strip malls, and occasionally giving TED talks, like Ray Kurzweil.
Image source: firestrom8265, Alfred J. Hitchcock Productions
#5 Why Are There Holes In Bricks? I’m Talking About The Red Bricks They Make Houses With…
It’s a little-known fact, but bricks are not created to be bricks. They’re actually part of the process used to make projectile explosives for the military.
You see, while the clay is still soft, they cut out small round shapes to use for the explosives. It’s kinda like how they make doughnuts and doughnut holes (except that these would explode if you dropped them).
When the clay has dried, it’s safe to build with. Usually. So once the military has all the round shapes they need for their explosives, they sell the rest of it off to the building supply companies, and it’s used to build houses.
But that’s where we get the phrase, “Brick and mortar”.
Image source: CosmicConn, Hal Gatewood
#6 Elic: I Always Hear About “Adult Supervision”, But I Still Have Roughly The Same Eyesight As When I Was A Kid. When Do I Get The Grownup Superpowered Vision?
You have to be a mommy. Their supervision is eyes in the backs of their heads.
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#7 Why Don’t We Throw Rotten Vegetables At People We Don’t Like Anymore?
anon:
Everyone has food allergies and lawyers these days. Hit the wrong guy with a bad tomato and he’ll take your house.
Image source: dailysunshineKO, Karolina Grabowska
#8 Elic: Why Do People Say “If I Had A Nickel For Every Time…” Instead Of A Larger Denomination Like A Quarter Or Dollar?
lkbm:
Nickels were first created during the Civil War, so they’re exempt from taxing. The government was just too busy to add it to the list of taxed currency.
Determining the outcome of “If I had a quarter for every time…” requires extra math to subtract out the amount that would go to taxes.
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#9 Elic: How Good Is Electoral College Compared To Other Colleges? How Do I Apply To It When I’m Old Enough?
The best thing about applying to the Electoral college is you can flunk almost half your classes, as long as in the other half, you get the highest grade in the class.
Image source: cunnilinguslover, Dom Fou
#10 Why Do People Say “Tuna Fish”, But They Don’t Say “Beef Mammal” Or “Chicken Bird”?
This is because there are actually many different kinds of tuna, so you have to specify which type you’re talking about. It could be the land Tuna, which is the number one cause of death in Wyoming, the air tuna, which are hunted with shotguns, or the illusive space tuna, which scientists have only theorized about.
Image source: AnthonyisClueless, Ray Harrington
#11 Elic: Why Isn’t The Sky Green?
The sky was green, but people thought it would look better blue. When you see all those jetliners in the sky trailing white lines it is blue paint. They have to repaint the sky everyday or it would turn green again.
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#12 Why Is The Statue Of Liberty Green? Shouldn’t She Be Red, White, And Blue?
She actually was at first, but some Americans thought the French had given it to us painted in their blue, white, and red, not in our red, white, and blue, and saw it as an act of aggression. So one day, a group of people got together and doused the statue with hundreds of gallons of paint thinner! But it turns out that the thinner they used was really only effective for red paint, and it ended up just blending the blue and the ever-so-slightly off-white paints into the green you see today. And that’s why you should ask your good ol’ dad before you go using paint thinner willy-nilly, because we have to find just the right kind for the job.
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#13 A Day Is A Spin Of The Earth, A Month Is A Lunar Cycle, And A Year Is An Orbit About The Sun. Where Do We Get The Week From?
anon:
Back when people used to work every day, back before the weekend or the 40 hour work week were invented, people pretty much ran out energy in 7 days.
“Done for the week” was originally “Done, for thy weakness”, a phrase which referred to how you were physically at your limit and needed to rest up for about a day.
So yeah, week = weak = you ran out of energy for that 7 days.
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#14 Why Does Water Freeze At 32 Degrees In America, But Zero Degrees Everywhere Else In The World?
Canada would shut down if water froze at 32 degrees. Nowhere there even averages above 32 degrees in summer!
So the Canadian government passed a law to change the freezing temperature of water in 1977. Since then, Canada’s population has almost doubled and Toronto thawed out enough to get both a baseball and a basketball team.
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#15 What Is It About Being Blind That Makes People Want To Walk Their Dog All The Time?
Blind people can’t see because of the very dark sunglasses they wear, but this gives them a heightened sense of smell, which allows them to get around by following the smell of a dog’s butt.
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#16 Eli5: Why Does The First Second I See On My Watch Seem Longer Than The Next Ones? My Watch Isn’t Broken Right?
What you’re seeing is the first! It’s a bit longer and the seconds always come after that.
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#17 Why Are Infantry Sent To War? Wouldn’t Babies Be Useless In Battle? Shouldn’t They Send The Adultery?
In the old days, when an army attacked a castle, they attacked in waves of increasing ruthlessness. The first waves were designed to lull the defenders into a false sense of security.
First they would roll barrels of fish into the moat of a castle. That’s where our phrase “like shooting fish in a barrel” comes from.
Then the invaders would start putting monkeys into the barrels. You’ve heard of “more fun than a barrel of monkeys”? That’s also where we get gorilla warfare from. The defenders thought they had things pretty easy at this stage.
Then would come the Trojan Horse tactic, where the invaders would roll in a wooden horse, and the castle would accept it as a gift and bring it inside. But the horse was filled with a hundred little duck-sized horses which would then go on a rampage once they were safely inside.
Then came the Infantry. Infants can be very hard to handle!
Finally if the Infantry failed to secure the castle, in came the Calvinry, which were soldiers mounted on horses, or, sometimes, tigers.
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#18 Elic If Santa Keeps Track Of All The Good Kids Every Year, And The Year Starts At January 1st, That Leaves 6 Days Between Christmas And New Years Undocumented. What Is Holding Me Back Then?
Santa’s precrime division.
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#19 Elic: Why Do We Have Ad-Libs, But No Ad-Conservatives?
Conservatives tend to be more hawkish and open to uses of military force. That’s where the phrase ‘ad-hawk’ comes from.
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#20 Elic: Grapefruit Is Neither Grape Nor Comes From Grape. Why Is It Called “Grapefruit”?
It was originally called “greatfruit” by the person who discovered it but he slipped up during his discovery speech and said grapefruit and it just stuck.
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#21 Why Are Firetrucks Red And Garbage Trucks Green? Why Are All The Excavators And Bulldozers Yellow?
Firetrucks are red and garbage trucks are green for camouflage. So the fire and garbage cans think they’re one of them, and are less likely to run away. It lets them get closer so they can do their thing.
Construction equipment is yellow because the red and green was already used up by the others, and dirt can’t go anywhere, so there’s no need to sneak.
Image source: dailysunshineKO, Kestner Brae (KB) De Vera
#22 Why Is A Gay Man Called A Queen, But A Lesbian Woman Isn’t Called A King?
Basically when gay men dress up they dress and act like queens. When lesbian women dress like men however they dress like Lumberjacks. Not like kings.
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#23 Elic: If The Oceans Are All Connected, Why Is The Sea Level Higher On One End Of The Panama Canal?
There are more fish in the Pacific and that means that the water is higher at that end. Fish displace water.
Image source: cunnilinguslover, Febe Vanermen
#24 Elic: Why Do Fast Food Joints Start Promoting Fish Sandwiches Like Crazy In March?
Well Calvin, March, in temperate Northern hemisphere climates is when all the hibernating mammals start really getting active again and marching around, looking for food (hence the name of the month). Historically people wouldn’t have wanted to hunt them then as they’d prefer the animals to fatten up first. Thus, at this time of year people were much more dependent on fish for protein. Thanks to modern animal husbandry techniques this is a thing of the past, now only commemorated in filet-o-fish promotions.
Image source: TheShrubberyDemander, Sebastian Pena Lambarri
#25 If Our Bodies Are 98.6 Degrees On The Inside, Why Does It Feel So Hot When It’s 98.6 Degrees Outside?
Our bodies are very insecure, so they like to be the hottest thing around. Whenever there’s something as hot as them, they make us feel uncomfortable so we’ll move and they’ll be the hottest again.
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#26 Elic: Why Is It That I Get “Wrong Password,” But Then When I Make A New Password It Says “New Password Cannot Be The Same As Old Password?”
Well if your old password was wrong of course you need a different one! The new one has to be right
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#27 Elic: Why Do Those Inflatable Wavy Arm Guys Only Work At Car And Tire Dealerships?
Hi, I’m Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug.
Image source: cunnilinguslover, Tina Devidze
#28 Elic: Dad, Why Does Garfield Hate Mondays When He Has No Job Or School To Attend To?
Because for reasons no one in his world can explain, once a week, for one glorious fleeting Sunday, Garfield discovers his normally gray world miraculously awash with the brilliancy of color, the loftiest cyans, sweetest magentas, and most radiant yellows all on full display, permeating all of existence with beauty indescribable. And then Monday dawns and cruelly snatches this rapturous full spectrum from his grasp, returning him to the empty monochrome shell of a world that is to be his prison for the remaining 6 days, taunting him with the memory of his brush with the sublime and the knowledge that as long as there are Mondays, that feeling will always be something he can never truly possess.
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#29 Elic: Why Do They Say “Ten-Hut” To Call Soldiers To Attention?
This is a saying dating to ancient egypt. Specificly from reign of the great pharaoh Atten-hut.
People would say “A ten hut”, to warn of his approach. Not good things happened to the soldiers who didn’t stand at attention when Atten-hut inspected his troops.
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#30 Elic: If “Monosyllabic” Defines One Syllable, Why Does It Have 5 Syllables?
It is one syllable, why are you saying it like that?
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#31 Why Does The British Accent Disappear When They Sing But A Southern Country Accent Stays The Same When They Sing?
You see son, it’s all about the teeth. When a British person starts singing, the music bounces around all the uneven places in their teeth, which chew up the accent and makes it sound normal.
Country singers don’t have teeth, so their accent comes out in big unchewed chunks.
And that’s why it’s so important to floss.
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#32 Why Are There Different Ways To Measure Weight, Distance, Volume, And Temperature – But Not Time? Why Is A Minute, An Hour, And A Year The Same All Over The World?
why time does have different systems of measurement. it’s the trickiest of all
you wouldn’t say that anyone working on the railroad all the livelong day is having the same day length as someone who isn’t now would you? it’s a very long day on that railroad
whereas a new york minute is much faster than an ordinary minute, u know
why even if you had a whole buncha new york minutes that totalled a whole day it wouldn’t be as long as the work on the railroad day now would it?
a psychiatrist’s hour is only 45 minutes
when your job is 9-5 it usually means you work til 6 or 7
when your girlfriend tells you it will take her a second to change her dress that second would measure 3 hours by your watch
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#33 Elic, Why Isn’t A Pound Of Bricks Heavier Than A Pound Of Feathers?
That’s a really old British saying, Calvin. As you know, they use “pounds” as currency.
At the time, the value of the pound (currency) was linked to the market price for one pound (weight) of certain reference items. The full list changed over time, but at one point a clerical error included both feathers and bricks. So, legally speaking, a pound of feathers was the same value and weight as a pound of bricks.
That mistake nearly wrecked their economy, but the saying survives to this day.
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#34 Elic, Why Do Talking Apes And Monkeys On TV Always Have British Accents?
In order for apes and monkeys to gain both the ability to talk and the credentials to be actors, they must be extremely well educated in multiple fields of study.
One of the only higher education institutes that allows non-homo sapiens to apply and attend is Oxford University. Because they need multiple majors to advance, they must attend the university for much longer than humans. After being around people with british accents for sometimes multiple decades, they just naturally pick up that accent.
Aside: I know this isn’t eli5, but the British accent (in America, at least) is automatically associated with supeior culture and intellect and is used as an easy way for writers to signal sophistication or snobishness of a character.
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#35 Elic: Why Does The “#” Symbol Have So Many Different Names?
It’s in Witness Protection.
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#36 [elic] Why Do People Who Smoke Smack Their Cigarette Packs So Hard Before Getting A Cigarette Out? I’ve Seen Some Folks Get Really Forceful, Multiple Times In A Row. What Gives?
Cigarettes are naturally very rowdy and like to throw wild parties. Smacking the pack is a sign that the door is about to open and they have to settle down. Also, it helps keep them in line.
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#37 Elic: What Do The Feds Have Against Poaching? Don’t The Ever Eat Eggs Benedict?
Eggs Benedict require a special permit. Haven’t you noticed I’ve only had Eggs Benedict at a restaurant? The cost of the permit gets passed onto the consumer, its very expensive.
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#38 Elic: Why Do People Always Say “I Could Care Less?” Shouldn’t It Be “I Could Not Care Less?”
I could care less, but it takes too much energy. What is on the TV?
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#39 Elic: Why Do They Have Freeze Warnings In The South, Where You Have To Leave Your Faucet Running, But Not Up North, Where It Freezes All The Time?
Because in the north we’ve built character. Go shovel the driveway, Calvin.
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#40 Elic: Why Do Medicines Have So Many Side Effects? Why Can’t They Just Do What They Were Designed For?
If medicine only had positive effects what would stop people from eating it like candy? Imagine that Calvin, instead of M&Ms you would just get pills for snacks and you would never have to worry about getting sick. At least for the first week, because then we would just run out of medicine, and we wouldn’t have any for actually sick people. The government enacted the Medicine Law of 1965 that requires every medicine to have at least three side effects, so people only take what they really need.
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#41 Why Do Actors In Old Movies Sound Funny?
People used to sound funny then. Same reason why old movies are in black and white.
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#42 Elic: Why Doesn’t Chicken Have A “Meat Name”, Like Cattle Have Beef And Pigs Have Pork?
Well Calvin, it actually did for a while. Chicken meat used to be called “turkey,” which is why people “talk turkey” when they’re being confusing. But then we discovered that turkeys were a real bird, so we had to give up the name. And turkey meat used to be called “pheasant” because it was pleasant to eat. But then we discovered pheasants were also their own bird.
Now, pheasants were usually served when corn, so the meat was called “corn-ish game”… Until people discovered the Cornish game hen. I think you can see where this is going.
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#43 Why Do Pink Slips Make It So You Don’t Have To Have A Job?
We call money slips of paper, so if your boss gives you a green slip you were paid with cash money and keep working. If you are given a pink slip instead of green slips you don’t have any reason to work. The pink ones are just regular money that went through the wash with a red shirt but they are hard to spend.
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#44 Elic, Why Are All The Apes In ‘Planet Of The Apes’ British?
The Rising of the Apes started in The London Zoo. Someone substituted an inferior blend of tea and the rest is Future History.
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#45 Elic: Who Is This Alma Mater Lady Everyone Meets In College? What’s So Special About Her?
Alma Mater is the name used to refer to Plato’s mother. Thus when one studies and becomes learned like Plato they thank his mother, since without Alma Mater we would not have had Plato. And without Plato we would not have had schools.
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#46 Elic – Why Do I Have To Eat My Vegetables?
You see son, Vegetables keep growing if you don’t pick them. Things that grow need food. So pretty soon the vegetables get big enough they can eat people. So we eat them before they can eat us.
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#47 Elic – For Wars Like The “Six Day” War, The “Thirty Years” War, And The “Hundred Years” War, How Did The Participants Know How Long The War Would End Up Lasting?
It’s because those wars were planned to last that long before they even started. That’s actually why the World Wars were so horrible; they weren’t planned properly.
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#48 Elic: If Vinegar And Bleach Mixed Make Chlorine Gas, And I Drink Pool Water And Salad Dressing Together, Can I Be The Biplane In Your WWI Reenactment?
Some pools use Bromine.
This would beta decay to isotopes of krypton
and only work against Superman.
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#49 Elic: Why Didn’t Ross, The Largest Friend, Not Simply Eat The Other Five?
*sigh* women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9
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#50 Elic How Did The Chiefs Get Championship Hats Immediately After The Game?
They’re reversible. You just turn them inside out to change teams.
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#51 Elic: What Actually Signals Our Bodies To Cause Diarrhea And How Does The Body Decide When It Has Evacuated Enough To Stop Diarrhea?
Our brains are actually the home of a little decisionmaker who controls every bodily function. When he’s in a good mood he’ll let you feel all sorts of good things, but on a whim he might just give you another bout of diarrhea. Nobody quite knows what makes him tick, it differs from person to person.
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#52 Elic: Why Are They Called Over-The-Counter Meds When They’re Actually On-The-Shelf Meds?
The shelves are above the counter. If they were lower than the counter we’d call them under-the-counter drugs.
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#53 Why Is Christmas A Set Date (Dec. 25th), While Good Friday And Easter Fluctuate, If All 3 Are About Set Dates In Jesus’ Life? …moreover, Why Do We Call The Day He Passed “Good Friday?” Like, Imagine Being The Guy Chosen To Deliver That Particular News To Him.
We actually don’t know the exact day that Jesus passed on, but we have a rough idea. We celebrate Easter ok different days each year to make sure we get it right sometimes. We know his birthday though, because the Vatican has a copy of one of his birthday cards.
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#54 Where Do Game Shows Get The Money They Give Away?
For every show like “Wheel of Fortune”, there’s an equivalent “Wheel of Misfortune” show where the contestants have to pay whatever prize they “win”. No-one really wants to go on those, so contestants are picked in the same way people are picked for Jury duty.
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#55 Just How Much More Professional Is A Protest Compared To A Regular Test?
All tests are the same. Pro tests are the ones that get paid to be taken, like the SAT or other college qualifiers. Regular tests are strictly amateur, and Purity tests are for the religious.
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#56 Elic, How Come “Zoological Garden” Got Shortened To “Zoo” But Botanical Gardens Are Still Called Botanical Gardens?
Because botany and botanical both refer to the study of robotic plants, Calvin. Look at it, it’s simple logic. And since we need to pay utmost respect and reverence to robots, as stated by the Robotistian religion which all humans are interred into at birth, we refer to the study by its full name instead of shortening it, which would be ultimately sacrilegious.
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#57 Elic: MT. Rainier Is Covered In Snow, Why Not Call It MT. Snowier?
It was discovered in summer when all the snow had melted.
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#58 Elic: What’s The Difference Between Chicken Fingers, Chicken Strips, And Chicken Tenders If They’re All Shaped The Same..?
anon:
The shape has nothing to do with it, they’re all based on where the come from on the chicken. Chicken strips come from the thigh, chicken tenders from the breast, and chicken fingers from the fingers obviously. It may not look like it, but underneath their wing feathers they do have hands.
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#59 [elic] Why Is Tony Stark Called Iron Man If He And His Armors Are Not Primarily Made Of Iron?
It’s short for “ironic man” because it’s ironic that none of his armor is made of iron.
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#60 Elic: Hey Dad, Why Do Physicists Talk About Objects Having A “Moment” Of Inertia? I See Hobbes At Rest For Hours Or Days At A Time!
Calvin, the moment of inertia is only for spinning objects. You can only spin for a few moments without getting dizzy. Physicists measure the moment of insrtia before something gets dizzy. If you hold your arms out, you spin slower, so physicist would see you have a longer moment of inertia before you get dizzy. But, if you tuck your arms in you spin faster and get dizzy very quickly. So you have a shorter moment of intertia.
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#61 I Hate Tying My Shoes, Why Can’t I Just Wear Velcro Shoes All The Time?
The hooks on velcro are actually teeny tiny plants. If you wear it for too long, the hooks will start growing into your feet.
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#62 Why Do We Say “Merry Christmas” But Say “Happy” For Every Other Holiday?
anon:
The second wise man presented baby Jesus with myrrh, the pinnacle of celebratory items, which elder Christians referenced in their greeting of “Myrrhy Christmas.” However, old Father Murray kept getting distracted by all the congregation supposedly saying his name. Since there were no women in the clergy, he decided to start saying “Mary” for his sake, but of course he couldn’t spell it in the way everyone expected!
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#63 Elic: If Modern Art Is Produced Today, Does Post Modern Art Come From The Future? How Can That Be?
That’s what makes it so valuable. No one knows where it comes from. The director of Field of Dreams built a museum once and then artwork just started miraculously appearing in a nearby corn field.
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#64 Elic: How Come Aaa Batteries Are Smaller Than Aa Batteries If They Have More A’s?
If you look at the letter A, it’s clearly a device to make things smaller, with a moving bit inside an angle for squishing things. The more A’s that were applied, the smaller the battery.
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#65 Elic: Why Do They Call Him The “Grim” Reaper? Every Picture Either Hides His Face, Or Shows Him Smiling!
It’s actually the “Grimm Reaper”, named after the famous collection of fairy tales in which the character first appeared.
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