There’s nothing better than thinking of the perfect, most brilliant comeback for someone else’s snarky remark. But there’s nothing worse than coming up with it 30 seconds too late. We’ve all been there: as you’re driving home, you suddenly think of a clever reply. But it’s too late, and now that interaction will haunt you for years…
Luckily, on the internet, we have a bit more time to craft the best responses. Here’s a list of screenshots from the Clever Comebacks subreddit that might inspire you to use your wits more often. Enjoy scrolling through these pics, and be sure to upvote the ones that would make your 12-year-old self say, “Ooh, burn!”
#1 Just Wait
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#2 Flat Earthers Make Me Happy Because I Know I’m Not A Complete Failure
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#3 Show People They Matter With The Colour Of Your Money
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Pretty much everyone has been in a situation where a clever comeback could have saved them, either from embarrassment or from unsolicited comments. But it’s also a universal experience to be unable to spit out the perfect comeback in time. There’s even a Seinfeld episode dedicated to it, where George ruminates on the fact that he thought of, “Well, the Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you,” too late.
Unfortunately, most of us do concoct the perfect replies too late, which is why the Clever Comebacks subreddit is such a satisfying place. This community has 1.2 million visitors weekly, so there’s absolutely no shortage of new, brilliant content on any given day. From roasting trolls to obliterating misogynists with one comment, this is the place to be if you want to improve your comeback game.
#4 Apply Directly To The Burn
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#5 Thoughtful Guy
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#6 Someone Needs To Send Help
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Now, not every situation warrants a brutal comeback. Sometimes, the mature thing to do is simply show the other person grace and hope that they respond nicely to your kindness. But if a person makes an offensive comment, rudely mocks your physical appearance, or clearly has no interest in being polite, you will be justified in sharing an epic comeback.
And if you’re looking for some to keep up your sleeve, Reader’s Digest has got you covered. First, there’s the iconic, “That sounds like a you problem.” It’s simple, but a classic for a reason. You can also give someone a backhanded compliment, such as, “Someday you’ll go far– and I really hope you stay there.”
#7 Just A Gender Reveal
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#8 No One Delegates Like Elon
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#9 Rush That Man To The Burn Unit. Stat
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Reader’s Digest also has some suggestions for comebacks to use in specific situations. For example, if someone mocks an aspect of your physical appearance, you can hit them with something along the lines of, “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” And if you simply can’t stand someone’s behavior, it might be time to tell them, “You bring everyone a lot of joy… when you leave the room.”
#10 Anyone Use An Ad Blocking Software?
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#11 Idk If This Has Been Posted Before, But I Love His Little Smile
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#12 I Mean, He’s Not Wrong
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If you’re wondering why you always think of a comeback moments too late, you’re certainly not alone. In fact, the French even have a term for this experience: l’esprit de l’escalier or “staircase wit.” This was coined by 18th-century philosopher Denis Diderot, but it’s still just as relevant today.
#13 I’ll Take Made-Up Stories For $500, Alex
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#14 The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
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#15 Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
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Apparently, there’s even a scientific explanation for why our brains freeze up when we’re tasked with creating a brilliant comeback on the spot. This is partially because, when faced with confrontation, your amygdala takes over. This is the part of the brain that processes fear and anxiety, and it plays a key role in our fight or flight response. That’s why our instincts tend to take the wheel in these situations, and we can’t be as clever or suave as we’d like to be.
#16 Well, Is She Wrong?!
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#17 When Your You Put Both Feet In Your Mouth
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#18 Rules Are Rules
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Unless you’re on an improv troupe or you’ve been blessed with the brain and tongue of an Aaron Sorkin character, there’s a good chance you’re not perfect at comebacks. And you know what, that’s totally fine! It’s unrealistic to expect yourself to be sharp and witty at all times. Plus, sinking to a rude person’s level by insulting them back isn’t always the most mature move to make. As Michelle Obama says, “When they go low, we go high.”
#19 Twitter Has Gotten Funnier Recently
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#20 Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken
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#21 We See You Kevin!
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We hope you’re enjoying your scroll through these clever and brutal comebacks, pandas! Keep upvoting the ones that you’ll be keeping in your back pocket, and let us know in the comments below if you have any more comebacks that could absolutely obliterate a bully. Then, if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda list featuring satisfying encounters like these, look no further than right here!
#22 Why In The World Is This A Thing People Believe
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#23 God Created Cancel Culture
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#24 To Really Show Him He Should Buy 100 Copies
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#25 Climate Change Is An Issue, Mr Clarkson
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#26 Flameproofing? But My House Isn’t On Fire!
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#27 The Founders Would Say “The Fuck Is An Ohio?”
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#28 0-100 Real Quick
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#29 And The Most Hair-Raising
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#30 Gonna Need Some Cream For That Burn Mate
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#31 They’re Only In It For Themselves
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#32 Savage Level 100
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#33 Hating Disloyal People
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#34 Very Strange, Indeed
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#35 Blue Checkmarked Too!
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#36 You Can Still Breathe Idiot
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#37 God Is A Chef Apparently
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#38 I Think It’s Satire But It’s Funny Either Way
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#39 Atleast One Photo
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#40 That’s A Billion Dollar Burn
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#41 Are You Really A Good Person?
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#42 Why Would You Even Reject The Jacket?
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#43 He Got Humbled Quick
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#44 We’re Not The Same After All
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#45 That Is A Good One
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#46 I Wonder Why
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#47 Not To Mention Charging You For Telling You That You Don’t Have Money
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#48 Depends On Who Writes The Comic
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#49 When A Dystopia With Hungry Children Is Painted As A Feel Good Story
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#50 Oof! Shots Fired!!!
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#51 That Doesn’t Mean What You Think It Means
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#52 Complaining Is Easier Than Fixing
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#53 Dagger Into The Liver
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#54 One Hour Dry Burgers
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#55 Elon Musk Is Back With His Stupidity
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#56 Government Employee Thinks There Are Too Many Government Employees
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#57 This Is Correct
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#58 Good Reply. Understood The Assignment
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#59 A Music Composer
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#60 Does This Count?
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#61 It All Makes Sense Now
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#62 When The World Revolves Around The USA
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#63 As A Male. I Stand By This
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#64 Alpha Guy Is On A Highway To Prison
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#65 Bro Has Got Everything Sorted
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#66 Found On Another Page. Personally I Find This One Perfect. Double Standard Much?
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#67 He Just Nailed It
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#68 Same Honestly
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#69 One Of My Favourites
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#70 Bro You’re The Foot
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#71 Never Bring A Book To The Bar
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#72 Pretty Simple!!!!!
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#73 My Thumb Is The Size Of A Nuke Explosion
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#74 He Is Honest. The Best Kind Of Doctor
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#75 Ozone Layer
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#76 Hypocrisy Comes Naturally
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#77 How Can He Make Comments When He Was Not Even There For The Committee Hearings On Inflation?
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#78 The Absolute Irony
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#79 Dread It. Run From It
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