Naming your pet is the next most important choice you’ll make after deciding to open up your home to an animal in need of your love and care. While some folks go for something more traditional, others like to go all out and think way, way outside of the box.
Today, we’re featuring the ‘Petfinder Names’ subreddit, a fun little online community that shares some of the funniest and most imaginative pet names found over on the ‘Petfinder’ pet adoption website. Keep scrolling for some wholesomeness, cuteness, and a lot of excellent inspiration for your next pet’s name.
#1 The One And Only Crunchwrap Supreme. I Hope He Has A Brother Called Baja Blast
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#2 Metallicat
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#3 Big Orange Papa
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According to ‘PetSmart,’ owners ought to choose a name for their pet that fits its personality. What’s more, it’s a great idea to choose a name based on how easy it is to say, preferably one that ends in a vowel.
And if you feel stuck, you can always look to your hobbies for inspiration. For example, you might find some awesome names in your favorite movies, books, TV shows, or video games.
#4 Pie Chart. Such A Precious Name For A Precious Lady!
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#5 Vegan. The Yearbook Photo Sells It For Me
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#6 Mr. World Wide
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Meanwhile, ‘PetSmart’ adds that there are a few things you should steer clear of when naming your new pet. For instance, you may want to avoid names that sound like other pets’ names, so there’s less confusion.
With that in mind, you also shouldn’t go for names that sound like training cues. If you name your pet ‘Shay,’ it might have a tough time when you order it to ‘Stay.’ So either avoid similar-sounding names or change your training cues.
It also might be easier if your pet’s name isn’t longer than 2 syllables. In the meantime, think of possible nicknames! And once you’ve landed on a name that you like, stick with it. It might be fine to change the name “a few times in the first few weeks,” but after a longer while, your pet might find it confusing.
#7 Wafer (Body Of Christ)
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#8 Tax Fraud
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#9 Big Strong Man. The Biggest. The Strongest
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The ‘Petfinder Names’ subreddit was created back in March 2021. According to the moderator team, it is meant to be a place for people to post all of the silly and ridiculous names and photos of animals that they find on ‘Petfinder,’ the popular pet adoption site. The mod team notes that “normal names” will get removed from the sub, “unless the picture is that outrageous.”
However, the internet enjoys creative and off-the-hook ‘Petfinder’ names so much that this is far from the only online community that shares them.
#10 Squirt Mcgee
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#11 Felony And Misdemeanor. Waiting To Break Out Of Kitty Jail
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#12 Hehe + Haha
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Previously, our team has covered the ‘Petfinder Names’ project on X, formerly Twitter. Though it’s named the same as the subreddit, and it also focuses on creative names from ‘Petfinder,’ these are two distinct online communities.
The X account was created in April 2021 and currently has nearly 337k followers on the social network.
#13 Carbohydrate
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#14 Excavator
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#15 Connect Four
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Earlier, during a previous interview with Jea, the founder of the ‘Petfinder Names’ project on X, they said that, initially, the idea was something silly. The popularity of the account was something surprising.
“I started this account as a silly little thing on the side. I spend so much time browsing Petfinder and started to see some hilarious names, and I thought they would be fun to share!” they told Bored Panda earlier.
#16 Pigcasso
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#17 Crazy Eyes
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#18 Petfinder Or Local Deli?
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“I figured I would get some followers and people who enjoyed it, but it has blown up exponentially!” Jea, who created ‘Petfinder Names,’ said, explaining that it was incredible to see a surge of followers almost immediately after making the account on X.
At the time, they said that the most unusual animal name they’d found was a cat named Golfball Sized Hail. “But there are too many to count, and I’m sure they’ll just keep getting weirder!”
#19 Found One
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#20 Spring Roll
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#21 Toaster Strudel
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But picking a truly imaginative name for your pet can be quite challenging. So, it’s no wonder that some owners feel overwhelmed.
“My best advice in finding a unique name would be to literally just start writing down random things you see or identify. For example, my nickname for my cat is Dumptruck, and I intend on naming my next pet Chainsaw,” Jea told Bored Panda.
#22 Cheese Steak
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#23 Chappurr Roan
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#24 We’re Cooked Chat
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As for ‘Petfinder,’ it is the largest online pet adoption site in all of North America. The organization has around 250,000 adoptable pets from 11,000 shelters and rescue groups situated across the United States, as well as Canada and Mexico.
The ‘Petfinder’ website is constantly updated, and you can even sign up to get email notifications when new pets that match your search criteria are added to it.
#25 Robert The Bruce
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#26 Catthew
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#27 Home Depot
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We honestly can’t wait to read what you have to say, Pandas! Once you’ve finished enjoying the awesome photos and names, and upvoting your favorites, tell us which ones you loved the most and why in the comments. What’s the most unique name given to an animal that you’ve ever heard? What have you named your pets? We’d like to find out.
#28 Bochephus
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#29 Swinona Rider
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#30 Buzz Lightbeard
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#31 Gym Bro. An Excellent Cat Name
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#32 Great Name
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#33 Meep
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#34 Mike
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#35 Chaos Cat
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#36 Big Beef Boy
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#37 Casey Anthony
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#38 Dude
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#39 Swim Shady
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#40 We’ve Been Trying To Contact You
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#41 Pea Shooter
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#42 I Guess This Belongs Here
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#43 Love It Ahah
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#44 Payback
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#45 Fruit Bat
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#46 Cheddar Meatloaf
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#47 Found A Petfinder Name
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#48 Decided It’s My Turn To Find Some Names
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#49 Catgpt
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#50 Bolognese
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#51 Hes So Pathetic I Can’t
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#52 Uncle Phil
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#53 Cookie Montress And Forest Jump
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#54 Best Name Ever
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#55 The Crime Brothers
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#56 Le Chonk
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#57 It’s A Nimbus 2000!
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#58 China
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#59 Stress Ball
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#60 4 Slice Toaster
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#61 The Golden Girls
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#62 Slick Back
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#63 These Geese
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#64 Chair
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#65 Scalene Triangle
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#66 Ventilation And Drywall
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#67 The Hat
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#68 ☠️bad Haircut
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#69 Was It That Hard
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#70 Beef Cake
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#71 Peanut Butter Donut
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#72 A Boxer Named George Foreman!
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#73 A Few I Found Near Stl
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#74 Gremblin
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#75 Hello Again. I Decided To Expand My Horizons And Found More Names
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#76 Provolone
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#77 Satan – Chihuahua Lovers Only
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#78 Looking For Huskies On Petfinder And Found These Gems
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#79 Shout Out To Gaslight, Gatekeep, Wnd Girlboss
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#80 Most Recent Pet Finder Browse Was A Trip For Sure
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#81 Funny Name LOL
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#82 Rizzler
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#83 Feral Werewolf
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#84 The Chickens Always Have The Most Ominous Names
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#85 Justice For Barbie Q
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