There is this guy that goes to school with me and I need ways to roast him.
#1
I’d love a battle of wits with you, unfortunately you are unarmed.
#2
If wit were s**t, you’d be constipated.
#3
Yo momma so old, her last name is “asaurus” – from a Key&Peele sketch
#4
You haven’t really embraced intelligence for yourself, have you?
#5
“If I had a dollar for every one of your brain cells, I’d be in debt.”
#6
As much use as a chocolate kettle.
#7
You’re Mother used to say that God doesn’t make mistakes. But when she looked at you, she changed her mind.
#8
Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you they can’t laugh either.
#9
Tri-tip, bottom round rump, chuck, eye of round, top round, sirloin tip. These seem to be the best
#10
“You are the problem to my solution just as me to your last braincell”
Ik it’s weird don’t judge lol I still remember this from elementary school
#11
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in ur family, it’s that no one runs in ur family
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