Whether or not to have children is one of the most important decisions you’ll ever make in life. But even if you’re the biggest family person in town, you can’t deny that there are moments when you wonder if your kid might be moonlighting as a demon in disguise, sent to torment you. Maybe they spat a chicken nugget right into your morning coffee, destroyed your expensive camera, or tore up their allowance, angry you didn’t give ‘em more cash.
It’s moments like this that can make someone reconsider parenthood. And it’s exactly this feeling that the spicily named, humor-focused ‘Living Condom Advertisements’ subreddit aims to capture. It’s an online community that’s dedicated to sharing examples of children behaving in the very worst, entitled, and yucky way possible. Check out the worst offenders below. Keep in mind, Pandas, that the r/KidsAreCondomAds subreddit focuses entirely on comedy, not hate.
Bored Panda got in touch with the friendly team running the subreddit, and one of its moderators, redditor u/neuroticsmurf, was kind enough to share their thoughts on the community, humor, and what they’d tell overwhelmed parents. “The idea behind the community was always to appreciate the humor in the toughest of parenting moments,” they said. You can check out the full interview below.
#1 $25.00-$30.00 Down The Shitter!
Image source: Hayden_B0GGS, Hatem_21
#2 This Made Me Laugh A Little Too Hard
Image source: harsha29o7
#3 Nice Try Kiddo
Image source: paolols
#4 Half-Eaten-Chicken-Nugget-Soup
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#5 Coffee, Now Including Ammonia And Urea!
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#6 Uhhh
Image source: DanielLaRussoJohny, fuckmylifecaps
#7 We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There…….until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
Image source: footeperu
#8 S**t Like This Is Why I’m Not Taking Advice From Those Parenting Books
Image source: Hayden_B0GGS, TragicAllyHere
#9 Oh Boy
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#10 How Did He Even Get His Head In There??
Image source: Good_Ol_Weeb
#11 Absolutely Smashing
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#12 Durex With The Smart Advertising
Image source: M1842k
#13 Oh Poor Car
Image source: officiallildustpan
#14 Tity
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#15 White Brownies
Image source: Rogue70297
#16 My Toddler Found A White Ink Pad And Immediately Turned Into Saruman
Image source: DonWFP
#17 My 11 Month Old Son Just Hit Me In The Face With His Toy And Broke My Tooth In Half
Image source: halfgermanreject
#18 Me And The Baby Powder
Image source: KFORQUER
#19 Too Late For Birth Control
Image source: ajcthefunksonme
#20 Sounds About Right
Image source: eric5476us, jessemodz
#21 Kids Trash Thrift Shop’s Toy Section, Parents Don’t Care
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#22 Let’s Paint The TV! Great Idea
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#23 Kids Will Be Kids
Image source: nooyork
#24 Ultimate Logic
Image source: FreakingOwOmyDudes
#25 Dad I Saw Them Do This At The Gas Station
Image source: Chapungu
#26 Does This Count As A Condom Ad?
Image source: Crazy_Crocodile
#27 All The S**t My Son Has Put Down The Air Conditioning Vent In The Last 6 Years
Image source: DatAssPaPow
#28 What A Hell?
Image source: kittiekat1018
#29 I Don’t Think He Will Be Trusted With Technology For A While
Image source: MemeSupremacy
#30 Repost But I Think It Belongs In This Sub
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#31 A Condom A Day Keeps The Children Away
Image source: that_white_splat
#32 My 7 Year Old Just Broke Something I’ve Had Since I Was Younger Than Him
Image source: smileforkirk
#33 And There Go All The Saving For College
Image source: Rae-RavenRae
#34 Thank You Children Very Cool
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#35 My Kid Was Playing Workshop While I Fixed The Garage Door Yesterday. Super Glad I Checked My Shoe Before Putting It On
Image source: TummyPuppy
#36 Grabby Grabby
Image source: Jamaican_snow_owl
#37 He’s Sonic
Image source: carypo
#38 Finally Found My Missing AirPods! It Turns Out My Daughter (4 Yr) Got Ahold Of Them And Put Them In The Toaster
Image source: mjclyde
#39 This Kid In Home Depot
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#40 I Gave My 10 Y Old Bro My Laptop Which He Needed For “School”. Punched It While Playing Fortnite…
Image source: PerHaP-S
#41 Ah Yes, Paint Blood
Image source: evang_0628
#42 My Beautiful Children (2/4) Drew Me A Picture…. On My Car…. With Rocks
Image source: ADedlyGinger59
#43 Slpt_how To Reduce Screen Time
Image source: Nicksharma93
#44 3-Year Old Poured A Can Of Soda Into My $2k PC
Image source: GreenAdler17
#45 Down The Toilet
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#46 Just… Why?
Image source: kaekae_cancan
#47 Fucking Stupid Kid Starts Pulling Out Passenger’s Leg Hairs
Image source: kamliya6
#48 Yay, So Much Fun… Thanks, Kids
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#49 But They‘Re Like, So Worth It
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#50 Skateboarding In The Kitchen
Image source: neuroticsmurf
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