50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

As Forrest Gump so astutely said, “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.” And as it turns out, anywhere you might do some thrift shopping is akin to a box of chocolates as well!

Below, we’ve gathered photos of some of the most terrifying and unsettling items shoppers have stumbled upon in brick and mortar and virtual secondhand shops, courtesy of the Thrift Store Hauls subreddit. Enjoy viewing these pics that might make you reconsider your upcoming trip to Goodwill, and keep reading to find a conversation with thrifting expert Hannah Rupp!

#1 $200 Was Too High For Me But My Mom Insisted On Buying This Adorable Cabinet For My Daughter’s Disney-Themed Bedroom

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#2 Had To Convince Myself That Buying This Bear Was Worth It. Realized It Was A “Build A Bear” Store Display. Painted It Like A Washed Up Build A Bear

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#3 Found A Signed Gabriel Iglesias Action Figure At Goodwill And He Confirmed It Was His Signature On Twitter

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#4 Found This T-Rex Fossil Shower Head At Goodwill

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#5 Hell Yeah, Karen

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#6 This Old Lady Was Selling Her Painted Baby Dolls At The Flea Market And Nobody Had Bought Any, It Was $20 But I Couldn’t Find It In Me To Haggle Her Down. She Told Me She Made The Suit By Hand. My New Fav Office Decoration!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#7 $7.99 For This Creepy Alien Lamp. I’m In Love

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#8 I Couldn’t Bear Leaving It Behind But I Have No Room

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#9 No Batteries Required

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#10 Sylvester Stallone Prop Found In A Thrift Store

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#11 That Time I Found Two Winnie The Pooh Costumes. One Fit Me And The Other Was A Dog Costume That Fit Betty, Our Boston Terrier

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#12 Found At Goodwill, Couldn’t Pass Him Up For Our Home Theater. We Call Him Fes!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#13 Yogi Bear Wearable Head! ($5)

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#14 No Eyedea What It Is, From Goodwill

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#15 The Weirdest Wallet I’ve Ever Seen

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#16 Newest Addition To My Creepy Thrift Collection (Seriously, Wtf…)

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#17 I Found This Pretty Nifty Cycling Jersey Today At Gw

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#18 Did I Just Find A Serial Killer?

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#19 “Garden Decor” For Sale On Fb Marketplace

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#20 Veggie Clown Portrait – Double The Scary, Double The Fun $16

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#21 Vtg Gremlins Christmas Ornaments For $3 A Piece!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#22 1970’s Rmic Hand Chair

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#23 Scary Find In The Goodwill Bins

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#24 Where I Am Going, There Are No Roads…

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#25 This Sealed Big Mac Tin From 1996 Contains Candy That Is 27 Years Old

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#26 I Paid 28 Cents For This. Come At Me Cannibals!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#27 Christian Dior Wool Skirt For $14 At Uptown Cheapskate! Came With A Tag, Too… If It’s Fake, It’s Still 100% Worsted Wool. Pockets, Too!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#28 Maybe The Best, Worst Thing I’ve Found Yet

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#29 Did Not Buy (Too Scared)

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#30 I’m Afraid Of This Wood For Sale On Facebook Marketplace

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#31 Best $2 Thrift Store Find Of My Life!!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#32 Snatched This 1970’s Ceramic Witch On Broom! 🤩

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#33 An Unopened Talking Psyduck Figure From 1998 For $10

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#34 Hard Pass, But Thanks For The Nightmares

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#35 This Horrific Vintage Rushton Plush Bunny Rabbit. Included In A Mystery Box Lot Of Vintage Plush For $2!

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#36 My Son Is Obsessed With Poppy Playtime, But All The Merch Is Ridiculously Expensive. I Found These Two For 25 Cents A Piece

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#37 We’re Gonna Party Like It’s 1955

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#38 Saw These “Custom” Air Forces On Facebook Marketplace

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#39 Best $2 I’ve Ever Spent

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#40 C & R At Goodwill- Wooden Moose

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#41 Catch And Release

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#42 Actual Catch And Release

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#43 Say Hello To Charlie. Charlie Was A Mistake

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#44 My 5 Foot Tall Woody Woodpecker

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#45 We Found This Massive Print Secondhand. My BF Immediately Knew He Wanted It

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#46 Catch And Release – Really Didn’t Smell Very Good

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#47 Found These Nightmares Wall Sculptures But Only Took Home One Of Them

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#48 Catch & Release Cookie Monster Head

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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#49 Creepy Haul At A Local Value Village

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#50 The Goodwill Outlet Bins Are A Scary, Scary Place

50 Unhinged And Traumatizing Secondhand Finds That Explain Why Thrifting Is Not For Everyone

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