No matter what Top Chef and MasterChef may show us, the truth is not everyone was born to cook. And it’s totally fine. We find our ways around it, from ordering in, eating out, finding happiness with a way more cooking-savvy partner, and opting for ready-mades and super easy meals a child could make.
The brave ones, however, dare to play games with their cooking talent, or rather the lack of it, and take their kitchen on a ride. Surprise, surprise! Often, cooking fails and mishaps follow, but hey, you never know if you never try. And if you never try, you never learn!
After all, it gives us the greatest gift of laughter because life is short, and if it takes a tray of burnt muffins to make us smile, so be it. Scroll down below and be sure to share our previous features with more cooking fails here and here.
#1 My 20-Year-Old Cousin Got His Own Apartment And It’s Going Pretty Well
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#2 The Taste You Can See
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#3 Husband’s Turn To Cook… I Pop In The Kitchen For A Moment. He Says We’re Out Of Breadcrumbs. No Problem, I Say, You Can Use Crackers As A Substitute
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#4 My Dough Turned Into A Monster
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#5 Tried To Make Purple Lemonade… Got Dirty Mop Ade Instead
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#6 The Brioche Looked So Great Right Until I Cut It
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#7 You Might Think “Oh, Cute, A Child Tried To Decorate Halloween Cookies!” Nope. This Was All Me. A Grown Man With A Career And No Artistic Ability
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#8 I’m Supposed To Bring A Snack To Share At A Work Meeting, I’m Thinking The Beef Broth Gelatin With Hot Dogs And Eggs Should Do It
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#9 How
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#10 Today I Learned That A Coffee Pot Can Explode
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#11 My Pizza On The Left, My Husband’s… Single Cell Organism On The Right
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#12 Date Said Her Favorite Food Was Blue Cheese Pizza. I Guess I Misunderstood Where The Emphasis Was Supposed To Be
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#13 My First Time Baking Bread… Forgot The Yeast
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#14 My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy… I Guess I Nailed It
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#15 Is Roommate Shaming A Thing?
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#16 Forgot About Eggs Boiling
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#17 Forgot Spaghetti With Mushrooms In The Microwave For A Week. Now It’s A Floofly Ball Of Mold
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#18 Asked My Wife To Keep The Oven On Low For The Burgers. Puts It On Low, Broils, And Forgets To Take The Plastic Cover Off
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#19 I’ve Been Looking For My Glasses For 3 Days. Found Them
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#20 Casual Reminder – Clean Your Grills. Burgers And Grilled Pineapple. Sort Of
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#21 Grabbed The Wrong One And Now All Of My Chocolate Chip Cookies Taste Weird
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#22 Just A Normal Milk Shattered A Glass Perfectly In Two And Exploded The Milk Across The Kitchen
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#23 I Accidentally Created Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza
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#24 Brain Malfunctioned While Preparing Scrambled Eggs
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#25 This Is How My Boyfriend Cuts An Avocado
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#26 My Step-Dad Keeps Forgetting To Take The Boiled Eggs Out Of The Freezer When They Cool Down
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#27 My Girlfriend Told Me She Has Never Cooked The Fish Before. I Didn’t Expect Scrambled Haddock
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#28 Glass Pot Lid Exploded Into The Pasta
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#29 I Just Wanted To Make Pizza Dough
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#30 My 6-Year-Old Son Decided To Try To Microwave Dry Mac And Cheese Before I Woke Up
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#31 My Favorite Knife – Defeated By Some Leek
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#32 My Boyfriend Used To Unscrew The Red Pepper Flakes’ Tops At Pizzahut In Junior High For S&Gs. Karma
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#33 The New Jar Of Nutella My Girlfriend Tried To Heat In The Microwave
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#34 I Planned On Making Pork In The Crockpot While I Was At Work Today. When I Got Home, I Was Shocked My Apartment Didn’t Smell Delicious Until I Saw It
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#35 These Eggs My Dad Made With “A Bit Of Turmeric”
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#36 I Forgot This Pizza In The Oven About A Year Ago
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#37 Wifey Just Learnt That You Can’t Microwave Hard-Boiled Eggs
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#38 Wanted To Cook A Nice Meal For My Grandma Since She Doesn’t Have A Lot Of Time Left. I Didn’t Realize She Used Her Oven As A Pantry. I Usually Pre-Check Ovens, Too
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#39 Nothing Like A Little Glass For Seasoning
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#40 I Rarely Make Breakfast For Myself, But I Decided To Treat Myself This Morning. I Had To Take Like 15 Minutes To Calm Down Before I Could Clean It Up. I Was So Mad
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#41 Don’t Cut A Slice Off Before Baking Camembert
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#42 Just Spent The Last 3 Hours Cooking For Family Coming Over… Then They Brought Their Own Takeaway To Eat
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#43 I Just Remembered I Wanted Waffles 6 Days Ago
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#44 Freshly Opened Can Of Jam Has A Big Patch Of Mold. It Even Made The Popping Sound When The Seal Broke
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#45 The Oven Just Exploded For Some Reason
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#46 Oops. That White Thing That’s In Between The Meat And The Styrofoam In The Package? Yea, I Don’t Think You’re Supposed To Cook That
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#47 And That Was Our Dinner
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#48 When Your Husband Overestimates Your Ability To Use The Grill
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#49 I Baked Potatoes With Emmentaler And Cheddar Sprinkled With Glass Shards
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#50 A Little Crispier Than My Husband Likes. Oops
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