Not everything in Australia is “upside down”. Sure, their Christmas is in the summer and they might have a BBQ to celebrate it, but in some ways, they’re just like us Northern Hemisphere folks. Our fascination with bad architecture, for example, is equally obsessive.
Turns out, the Irish, Belgians, and Dutch aren’t the only ones shaming their native buildings on Instagram. There’s an account called Ugly Melbourne Houses doing precisely the same on the other end of the world.
Taste is universal. I know. But ironically, it’s what allows this online project to make fun of the houses it wants to. Here are some of them!
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#1 Every Time I Try To Build A Custom Sims House
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#2 Amy’s Winehouse
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#3 Perfectly Pitched For A Neighbourhood Near You
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#4 They Forgot The Plaster Lions
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#5 When A Friend Doesn’t Invite You To Their House And You’re Really Quite Relieved About It Actually
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#6 How’s Everyone’s Week Been? Chaotic? Jumbled? Overly Complicated? Yep. Me Too
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#7 Proudness Doesn’t Even Begin To Describe How I’m Feeling After Receiving This Piece Of Moderne Arte Collage In My Inbox
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#8 Hang On. Wait… What?! Your Therapist And Your Massive Inflatable Santa Supplier Are The Same Person?!
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#9 If Large Cars = Small-Membered Owners, What On Earth Does This Symbolise?
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#10 Picasso’s Lovechild
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#11 Barbie’s Dream House
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#12 Those Aren’t Balconies, They’re Actually Hay Feeders For Giraffes
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#13 Colonel Pistachio’s Tudor Turrets Raise Up My Peppermint Helicopter Roller Disco Roundabout
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#14 Caravan Of Courage
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#15 Animal Print Is A Neutral
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#16 Life Is Just About Trying To Do The Very Best You Can Do With The Size Of Window That You Have
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#17 It Looks Like A Shower
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#18 Cheeky Brick Butt Cheeks Wrapped In An Oh-So-Saucy Garter Belt Portico
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#19 Mary Poppins’ Lsd Dreamland Winky Wonky Summertime Lovin’ Peculiar Palazzo-A-Palooza
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#20 That’s A Serious Sixpack
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#21 Intergalactic Evil Mammoth Boxy Square Bonnet Wearing Robot Worm Computer Mansion
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#22 When It’s Only Wednesday But Your Column Just Thinking ‘Bout The Weekend
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#23 Anyone Got An Id On This LEGO Set?
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#24 The Hills Have Eyes
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#25 Your Dreams Are Like The Left Half Of This “Balcony”… Totally Pointless And Likely To Result In Horrific Injury If You Dwell On Them For Too Long
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#26 All Roads Lead To Somewhere In South Australia
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#27 Melborgian “Trying To Take Your Underpants Off Without Taking Your Trousers Off First” Robot Moderne
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#28 Everybody Who Lives Here Loves Maths
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#29 I Think They Could’ve Squeezed Another One In
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#30 Golden Graytime Jazzercise Spacesuit Jumpsuit Wangle Angle Window Panels A La Clipped Clop Shrubbery-Au-Go-Go
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