Isn’t it cool when you see an online advert with exactly what you’re looking for? It feels like a product was made just for you, or least, marketed directly to you. It could be something that you’re after: maybe a new jacket or a pair of sneakers.
Once in a while, you might see an advert for a product that has been tailored very specifically to someone. Not necessarily you or a general crowd, just… someone.
Here’s where r/TargetedShirts comes into the picture. Users have shared their screenshots and IRL encounters of t-shirts with oddly-specific slogans. Perhaps you’re born in April, like caramel frappucinos and have an anger problem—well, there’s a t-shirt made just for you.
And the slogans on the t-shirts carry a similar theme throughout: they’re often crass, confrontational and in-your-face. The idea is encapsulated perfectly in the self referential parody t-shirt: “Weirdly specific shirt that mentions my birth month and is vaguely threatening for no reason”.
Here’s our favorite picks for the most bizarrely specific t-shirts that have been made in mind for, well, someone that wants them.
#1 Ok….

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#2 Smallest Target On Here

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#3 One Of My Bar Regulars Waited 84 Years For His 21st Birthday! Happy Birthday Fred!

Image source: Murraymurstein
#4 My Mom Texted Me This Photo Today. Before You Ask – Yes, He Made This For Himself

Image source: nadineleee
#5 Gotta Go Fast

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#6 I Am A Living Donor And Blindly Donated My Kidney To A Child. I Got To Meet Him Yesterday

Image source: greenirishsaint
#7 Now This Is One I Would Buy…

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#8 Self Referential Parody

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#9 I’m Not A Mycologist But This Is Probably One Of The Best Targeted Shirts I’ve Seen

Image source: Plutonium-Lore
#10 Sometimes He Kicks Me, If You Don’t Like It Move

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#11 Proud Owner Of This Bad Boy

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#12 Recently Went Through A Rough Breakup, And My Dad Unironically Bought This For Me To Cheer Me Up. Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard, But I Genuinely Appreciate The Support. Love You Dad.

Image source: mawrgan
#13 Makes Me Embarrassed To Be A Fellow Mechanic

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#14 Um Ok

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#15 Ran Into My Brother Randomly Out Shopping And He Was Wearing This Beauty. He Has Only One Cat

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#16 Couldn’t Get Much More Targeted Without A Social Security Number On It

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#17 My Real Life Aunt And Her Real Life Shirt

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#18 Seen On Livepd. Hell Yeah.

Image source: danielletheboss
#19 A Gift From My Boyfriend

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#20 Friend Of Mine Had A Real Gem On His Instagram Story. “Any Vertebrate With Offspring” Killed Me

Image source: thefuchsiaisnow
#21 My Little Brother’s T-Shirt

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#22 Cicada Sexfest

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#23 Saw On Facebook

Image source: Koraxtheghoul
#24 My Wife Obviously Hates Me… A Christmas Present

Image source: unclekody
#25 Where My Welder Mom’s At??

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#26 My Sister Turned 30 In June And I Saw My Chance And Took It. Even If She’ll Never Wear It I Have No Regrets

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#27 Simple Yet Effective

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#28 Actual Shirt Owned By Actual FB Friend

Image source: BuridansAscot
#29 Jimothy?

Image source: ex1machina
#30 Mystery

Image source: KevlarYarmulke
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